Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!

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I know there are more pressing matters and you guys have prob moved on but… what’s bad about fortnightly bins?! We have our big bin done once every 3 weeks!!! THREE, Jack, THREE!!! Should I be wailing and clawing at my council offices? Anyway, enough bin talk, we’ve been there, done that
 
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3 weekly sounds horrific!
 
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and I for one think fauxcialist works for a 300 thread title. it's simple and elegant and is the truth
 
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How about ‘Jack’s an owl champagne fauxcialist, do keep up.’

Otherwise it’s looking like Fauxcialist…
 
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We don’t have wheelie bins here in Southend. People would be dumping even more sacks of rubbish over the streets if it goes to fortnightly collections. Not that Jack cares seeing as she has a regular communal skip!
 
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and I for one think fauxcialist works for a 300 thread title. it's simple and elegant and is the truth
I agree!
Because, maybe I’m overthinking this, but I’ve just realised, if we include champagne it might seem disrespectful to her recovery. Even though we all know has its own meaning.
 
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I agree!
Because, maybe I’m overthinking this, but I’ve just realised, if we include champagne it might seem disrespectful to her recovery. Even though we all know has its own meaning.
Good point. Plus we’ve always just gone with the most liked and Fauxcialist will annoy Jack so win win.
 
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I’m in one of the “worst” areas of the inner city but it’s at better than my home town But landlords have had a shock thinking they can charge £900 a month for battered terraced houses that haven’t been upgraded since the 90a, oooft they’re coming down in price fast. But still won’t rent to a single mother. (nor in the other 10 areas I’ve looked at either!)

I would love to see her live in my area for a month. It’s deprived, around 60% of the kids at all schools speak English as a second language, so she would fit right in, being a Pov with a knack for learning new languages very fast and all. She would be up the arse of my Labour MP (who’s been extremely useful the last few months) within seconds and would likely get told to fuck right off.
 
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It’s done!


 
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lol it pisses me off so much, I mean it's so indicative of her ridiculous world view. Jack's like yeaah I live in a slightly different postcode from those people who are posher than me who have actual swimming pools, I don't have a swimming pool or even an ORANGERY so I'm pure slumming it. It's so bizarre more people don't pick up on it, but maybe it's not bizarre at all - people living outwith the south of england wealth bubble don't have a freaking clue who Jack is, after all.
 
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