Don't forget the walnuts. That appear not to be costed in.
Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.
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If the pan you are using is small maybe ?
Agree with this 100%.
I love it when she pisses off for a while. It means we have time to get the old receipts out. There’s so much for new fraus to know
Jack Monroe is a lying liar who lies.
I have never seen her use a trigger warning - she weaponises her made-up experiences and throws her labels at everyone at every opportunity. She’s an absolute monster.
Why not bleeping delete it and start again if you’ve noticed “half way through”? Or realise maybe you shouldn’t be writing it at all? UGH.
I have never seen her use a trigger warning - she weaponises her made-up experiences and throws her labels at everyone at every opportunity. She’s an absolute monster.
Why not bleeping delete it and start again if you’ve noticed “half way through”? Or realise maybe you shouldn’t be writing it at all? UGH.
I remember her tweeting that stuff at the time. It was awful. She basically told twitter where a man she claimed stalked her for years lived and Im sure the next day she claimed she was in a fugue state.
I personally think she’s a fraud who will embellish any hardship she’s been through for attention and cash.
I personally think she’s a fraud who will embellish any hardship she’s been through for attention and cash.
But the pan size is irrelevant- you just feed the pasta in as it softens. It takes no more time.
The worst part was this was released around the time of Sarah Everard and she tried to make it all about her
*Browsing the archive*
I was a smorgasbord of amused and furious
I was a smorgasbord of amused and furious
It sounds ludicrous because again, his politics aren't my cup of tea but whenever I've seen him on TV and even in fairly heated debate he is usually unfailingly polite and courteous. But I suppose that wouldn't fit into Jacks evil torwees narrative.You're right - he didn't. She repeated this again quite recently didn't she? The programme where she alleged it happened has the transcript online and he said nothing of the sort. His general point was ideally people should not have children if they cannot afford to raise them. Jack took this as a personal attack, and later bizarrely claimed he said she should've kept her legs together. She didn't say he intimated that, but said he used those exact words
God, she's so tiresome. If security were called it wouldn't be announced where they are required. It's all in codes like Sector 7G or aisle 5.
Schrödinger's troll
That's the least wrong thing she does with it. The cooking method is bizarre!
I realised ages after I used to make her CarBrieNara (which is actually quite nice) that I'd been ignoring her entire method, and just made my own up
She suggests cooking the pasta in a similar way in that one too
It really is amazing how similar these types are (reminded me of Scottish Jack too). Even the way they write / tweet - it's like they've all read the same handbook.
I had no idea that sitting in a writer's room had to mean mining your own trauma for 10 hours a day. I'm not entirely sure that's how it's meant to work, but that kind of practice definitely gives people like this the chance to thrive.
ETA when's part 2 out???
Eeuww yes I'd forgotten that particularly ghoulish aspect.
And 'only realised halfway through'
. I will look for her tweet previously where she said she was going to write a thread she had been planning for a while. It was completely pre planned. Went down badly and she then pretended she didn't know what she was doing.
There's so much self-indulgent, solipsistic bullshit dripping from this short extract that I'd be here all day if I attempted to parse it all. But just to pick out a few belters:
1. Is she trying to imply she's a victim of domestic, or other, abuse?
2. She regularly wears make-up. Indeed, she was in a Facebook make up group for some time.
3. No one thinks that wearing a duffel coat is the widely accepted external indicator of a dastardly criminal mind. No, not even in Southend.
4. How were the security guards in Wilkinsons or the supermarket meant to know she's a single mother?
5. Maybe the security guards are just ordinary working class men trying to do their jobs well, as opposed to evil gauleiters of Jack Oppression?
6. Jack, you are not the centre of everyone else's existence.
The Fake Victimhood is on another level.
5 feet 2.3 inches
This was around the same time that she was regularly posting photos of her extensive make-up collection (lots of Chanel) in a Facebook group
What kind of a person has a nice pot of pasta boiling away and .... turns it down to a simmer
We all said she was trying out some pics and gonna be grifting on OF around the time of the infamous sideboard pics.- Status