Jack Monroe #282 Cumin: 2p, onions: 8p, fingernail dirt: priceless

[blurstoftimes]

Jack dropped breadcrumbs about a new 'OH' and we dialled it up to 11.

Harold is my favourite tangent to ever come out of Jack lore

 

[jenny2603]

I wonder when Jack is going to update her profile:

"Ex- tax payer. Former foodbank user. Useless campaigner against poverty. Writer. Author. Disabled. Hypocrite. More dishonest than you think. Pretending to work on the #VimesBootsIndex. (They/She)"

 

[BlendedSlop]

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So there we have it, confirmation of what we all already knew: the multiple "days away from book deadline, I'm working so hard and at my writing desk at 5am" posts were utter bullshit. Literally incapable of lying, my arse. More fool her publisher, agent, and anyone who pays her to fulfil any kind of work contract after this admission.

Jack, this isn't ADHD, it's being a lazy twat who holds everyone other than yourself in contempt.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack grew up without the internet? 1978 klaxon

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Great title.
To answer a question from @Onestorytoomany in the last thread - the jokes about J-1g, she posted that as a tweet and claimed to have Mediterranean arse tweeted it. Seemed unlikely to fraus at the time.
Also her constant post nasal drip and sniffing is quite suspicious (as is her up all night tweeting!)
A friend of mine does have a genuine PN drip though, so it could just be that it’s just we’re mendacious ninnies who think the worst of everyone

I have a PN drip and a deviated septum from my J1G addiction. I also used to sound bunged up and nasally and like I had a permanent cold.

Just sayin'

 

[Lazarus]

She’s up but she’s tired
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Isn’t this the tweet she deleted yesterday

If I was LJC I would cease and desist the shit out of her.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Trifley D looks to be odds on for squigg of the year again this year in the sloppies. She’s the Kathryn Hepburn of squiggs

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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LJC could she be anymore of a CUNT

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Me, when Silver arrives:

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Jack has an OH




It's really tickling me how none of the squigs are biting, that's what you get for being a snippy cow to people when they ask you a question

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She’s up but she’s tired
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Isn’t this the tweet she deleted yesterday

Yesterday LJC was “a senior body” that she used to live with. She does like her senior body OHs, that one.

 

[Switchstreetz]

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So we finally have the answer to our question

Jack Monroe, director of on a Bootstrap Ltd, has NOT paid her taxes to HMRC!!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack never fact checks, the squigs never fact check, it's like an ever decreasing circle of fact-free information.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

LOL

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Squig: who else is compelled daily to don mystic robes and dance around a bubbling cauldron of putrid slop, sacrificing a goat leg to almighty Lord Satan lol #autism #adhd

Jack: yep

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

We knew there was another reason you didn't ride papa's new bike, Jack.

 

[sueh21]

Well,child friendly food and Easter activities are more than she has provided so far for SB (if he is there)

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Nigella on Saturday Kitchen and I am just not able for her anymore.
That Patreon shout out has killed her off for me.

 

[Dogmuck]

I lived with a channel 4 exec therefore I know the finale of < insert every series on channel 4>
Can you ever imagine there was a time when LJC got to sit and talk about her work with Jack? That would actually be a situation where Jack stfu about herself and listened…never happened.

 

[Smeghead]

Hello Margaret dear, I found out that I have become quite the celebrity on a website called Tittle. Jack told me they are a group of bullies, but Robert at the hat shop told me to take a look and there’s lots of pictures of us both. I did a little bottom burp trying to keep the laughs in - when she went to the kitchen I was in hysterics!