Jack Monroe #282 Cumin: 2p, onions: 8p, fingernail dirt: priceless

[Knit one Pearl one]

Also, 9p/10p recipes? All of these must be out of date. This is as close to an actual job that you can actually do and it's rubbish! This is what people think they're paying you for. I ran an online jewellery business as a sideline for a while. The website stuff is a bore and eats up time but it's not difficult and DOES NOT take a team of 12 "engineers". Literally full of shit.

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Snap!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Teenage dirtbag is a real dirge of a song

By Weezer. Hiya Jack!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Xanthe Clay has made a mini set of drawers out of sardine tins.
Excited to hear Jack's take on this when she wakes up.

I’m maybe using the incorrect word here but is this not a bit patronising? “Forget any freecycle sites poors just ratch in your recycling bin”

 

[Captainmouse]

Yeah, Molko is calling himself a Nancy Boy, effectively. I'd still expect radio to censor it if they played it though. Although they are quite inconsistent about that sort of thing, so who knows. See the yearly reeeing about Fairytale of New York.

Another awful overrated dirge

 

[Captainmouse]

I mean sometimes I’ve scrambled up an egg in a pan I have cooked the bacon in and it looks rotten but tastes grand for breakfast. It wouldn’t be a Pic I would share on insta though. This one looks awful….. what’s the green slime on that bit to the right?

There’s green in a few places

 

[Captainmouse]

That’s a new worktop!

Probably one of the gazillion rolls of whatever she uses as backdrop

 

[Captainmouse]

Waits for her tweets about David McKee

 

[Lazarus]

I mean sometimes I’ve scrambled up an egg in a pan I have cooked the bacon in and it looks rotten but tastes grand for breakfast. It wouldn’t be a Pic I would share on insta though. This one looks awful….. what’s the green slime on that bit to the right?

I thought that but of slime looked like a slug and the orange chunk at the other side looked like marmalade. It’s all wrong.

 

[Powershower]

Is she on? Have I missed her?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

So she HAS an accountant then .... But between them there is absolutely no will to keep on top of her accounts.

What plot twist, Jack?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Don’t worry dear

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That may not be the compliment Jack thinks it is.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Jack Monroe-Serfs Up!

What’s a serf?

 

[Fruitjack]

I'm pretty sure that Rashford has found himself a running mate already and that together they're doing alright. No need for a substitute here thanks.

Not that well today, thankfully.