(Deep breath). Where to start? Let’s be analytical about this.
Appearance: Pretty good, a nice red colour, not Jack’s usual beige slop. Pass
Texture: Guess what?! It has texture! But not the
right texture - the baked beans are intact but softer than cotton wool, no need for Harold to put in his dentures for these. Conversely the kidney beans are like bullets -10minutes is not long enough. Instead of plopping all the beans in at once, Mackie should cook the kidney beans in the sauce for much much longer and add the baked beans for 5 min at the end. Texture is a fail.
FLAVOUR!!!!: There are two flavours. Overpoweringly, grossly sweet with an swift, harsh after-kick of acid. There are NO other flavours. If I want sour and sweet I would much rather eat a sorbet or a packet of fizzy cola bottles - not this.
It is edible. It is boring. It is sweet. If I were starving I would eat it. If someone served me this for a much anticipated dinner, I would be deeply disappointed (and pissed off). Big fail
and finally….
Portion size: This is NOT enough to serve four. Oh, wait, maybe she means four children or four smol pixies or four hungry hungry caterpillars. Because this is barely enough for two adults, let alone four. FAIL!
I can’t wait to see hubby’s face when I present him with this!! (evil glee!!!!!
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