Jack Monroe #275 Like a “lefty” Katie Hopkins

[traumatised sideboard]

Will we get hats for the DKL anniversary? I'd like horse heads, or maybe a passive-aggressive lemon. Who's going to take responsibility for providing the bécheval lasagne? We're gonna need a lot of cuboid slabs.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Fraus, having seen pics of Jack's dad, I was expecting him to be a lot older given that she's born in 1978. Or is it just that Jack really ages me with her tiresome antics?

I also think I'll have to add the dad to my Weird Crush List in 4th place behind Les Dennis, Ian Hislop and Cracker.

Cracker I'm right there with you. The rest you can have all to yourself x

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Is the moon orange again?

I’m never looking outside my window again after the moon chaos. I’m sorry I even mentioned it. (Not sorry obviously as this was a cracking week but exhausting as us fraus who have to work a 35 hour week had to work a 100 hour week to keep up)

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Aw just at the end of that screenshot it cuts off. Here’s what it said
“The Harry Potter author was quick to reject the comparison. The point is, people keep glomming on to me for clout” said Joanne. “You might not agree with my views on gender, but that doesn’t mean I want to be associated with vindictive nut biscuits like Putin or that Smart Price honker”

Smart Price Honker! She can't mean... can she?

 

[Spanner]

Will we get hats for the DKL anniversary? I'd like horse heads, or maybe a passive-aggressive lemon. Who's going to take responsibility for providing the bécheval lasagne? We're gonna need a lot of cuboid slabs.

Shall we just wear our court outfits? Mine has been gathering dust for nearly 2 years now

 

[HotesTilaire]

Anyone can nominate a famous hottie as Long as it’s not Jack or any member of her immediate family you gang of wronguns go and join that “I fancy John Bercrow”lot on secret celeb gossip

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Anyone can nominate a famous hottie as Long as it’s not Jack or any member of her immediate family you gang of wronguns go and join that “I fancy John Bercrow”lot on secret celeb gossip

Bercow's 100% not on my list.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Anyone can nominate a famous hottie as Long as it’s not Jack or any member of her immediate family you gang of wronguns go and join that “I fancy John Bercrow”lot on secret celeb gossip

Rishi mate would totally get it. I would even give Krish mate one as well.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Rishi mate would totally get it. I would even give Krish mate one as well.

There a Rishi fancier about as well. Takes all sorts. Even Jack has an OH don’t ya know...

 

[Veronicaaa]

Was grunking Masterchef earlier and Gregg Wallace literally said "Rishi, mate". I kid you not

 

[rogueapostrophe]

There a Rishi fancier about as well. Takes all sorts. Even Jack has an OH don’t ya know...

If Jack wasn't always raving on about being a leftie then I could totally picture her with a Tory partner given her mania for wanting to own a home with an orangery and forever hydrangea, lying to the squigs, fugly expensive curtains and Cotswold Co sideboards.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Anyone can nominate a famous hottie as Long as it’s not Jack or any member of her immediate family you gang of wronguns go and join that “I fancy John Bercrow”lot on secret celeb gossip

Greg Davies. god forbid Jack ever appears I. Taskmaster. She’d be shite. Just to keep it on tooic.

 

[Captainmouse]

Bercow's 100% not on my list.

He shouldn’t be on any bodies list!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Was grunking Masterchef earlier and Gregg Wallace literally said "Rishi, mate". I kid you not

Sweety T we do not need your reminder that Gregggggg Wallace goes commando

 

[BubbleDuck]

maybe we could persuade Sir Matt to do a DKL special on Saturday kitchen for the 2 year anniversary?

 

[HotesTilaire]

maybe we could persuade Sir Matt to do a DKL special on Saturday kitchen for the 2 year anniversary?
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Only if Shivi can be on it to steal the show by being good at cooking!

 

[Terrible]

I still reckon Mrs Tebbut reads here. Ask your husband to scratch his head vigorously at the beginning of the show tomorrow for us. Or shout my username out loud. Jack won’t twig - she doesn’t read here.

 

[colouredlines]

maybe we could persuade Sir Matt to do a DKL special on Saturday kitchen for the 2 year anniversary?
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Do we think that Matt ever wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and just whispers, "She grated corned beef" to his wife?

(You can decide for yourselves what Matt is wearing to bed in this scenario, ya gang of pervs)

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Sweety T we do not need your reminder that Gregggggg Wallace goes commando

Sometimes I really shouldn't click the spoilers. Why you cry? Greggg japs eye

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Fraus, having seen pics of Jack's dad, I was expecting him to be a lot older given that she's born in 1978. Or is it just that Jack really ages me with her tiresome antics?

I also think I'll have to add the dad to my Weird Crush List in 4th place behind Les Dennis, Ian Hislop and Cracker.

This just made me think... What if she gets on HIGNFY?!