Nah she loves buying stuff so much she'll have bought one for her, one for SB and one for her OH/SBs dad
Nah she loves buying stuff so much she'll have bought one for her, one for SB and one for her OH/SBs dadYou’ve just reminded me of a Meme, I had a look in my photos (60% my SB/40% memes) but can’t find it - “Why do men dress up in football kits to watch the match on the telly? I don’t dress as Norris Cole to watch Corrie”
It probably is SB’s and she ~ stole it from him. I can honestly see her doing that
Last tweet about them being a present from her OH has been deleted.I am FUMING!!! I’m behind so I’m sure you lovelies have already covered this but I’ve just googled ‘Jack Monroe Hillsborough’ and the only thing that comes up is a post from this here hellsite
Before I had a low-key flounce, I mentioned Margaret Aspinall as she has been a campaigner for JFT 97 for 33 years almost and yet Jack makes out she’s Campaigner of the Lifetime - I assume she read that on her Grunk yet she didn’t mention it even then.
Lifelong Liverpool fan my arse!!!!!!!
She’s really planting seeds that SB’s Dad is the OH. Run man, for the love god RUN! (Thanks for a shot if the screenshot Silver)
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Narcissistic. Part of the love bombing. She's adopting a persona so SBs dad will become attached. It is strange because he escaped once before.Someone needs to warn Go Henry squig of the malevolent presence in her manor.
Amusing as it is to watch Jack bullshit about supporting a team she has absolutely no history of mentioning it’s also deeply sinister to see the… succubising? that should totally be a legit verb… absorption of her “OH”s interests. She is literally just a soulless void taking on identity after identity to ensnare the helpless, the stupid, the gullible.
I don’t think she could say with any authenticity a single thing she liked because it was her taste, or meaningful to her, or mattered. Other than attention.
Well she has to let the burglars know she is out of the twice burgled house all day somehow. How else will they be able to sneak in and trample all over the nearly completed Veiny Ballbag Index?Lol no one is forcing her to be on twitter or post. Why not have a nice day and then post the pics on insta later?
And Jack didn’t say it was HER 30 year dream. DID SHE? DID SHE?Does she need the shadesto protect from the glaring photoshop and whitened teeth??
But that’s the thing, she doesn’t realise that she’d be more relatable - and believable - if she said she was saving up for a real treat for SB’s birthday, she was saving X every month and she couldn’t wait to see his face when he found out. But absolutely everything has to be about her. She’ll end up ruining the game for SB because he’ll want her to be involved but she’ll be too busy twatting throughout the match. Then she’ll whine all the way home because she’s not centre of attention and they’ll have to find a Harvester to pacify her.As Jack knows because she's an expert, events treats birthdays unexpected things have to be built into the budget. And there are a lot . And if you get to a week without a birthday or a visit to a sick relative or whatever that's when the a kid's shoe falls to bits and has to be relaced
So what am I saying? Oh yes, fuck of with your £34 in the bank.
yeah cause it was clearly from VladLast tweet about them being a present from her OH has been deleted.
I think Jack will need 'why does she always make it about herself' before she gets a full card.
Very much looking forward to her adding them all after (or more likely during) the game... though I imagine she'll be quite confused when the 50 year old Steve McManaman isn't in the starting lineup for the next premier league match...You’d think given she’s such a fan of Liverpool ( I feel quite queasy typing this) she’d at least follow them on Twitter and/or a few players.
Shoving in the face of the other person sb's dad is/was with I expect. Urgh.Why would she feel the need to delete the post stating the earrings were a gift from her OH!?!
'Flippant and self deprecating, as I very often am'
https://giphy.com/5riRwy7n6qRPIpVKHRMajor shades of when she was with Allegra and suddenly she had always been a dedicated foodie and was making (all together now) gorgonzola semifreddo with dessicated olives. Now she's lifelong football fan Jack.
Can we get her to make a video proving her credentials by doing the Anfield Rap?
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