If you PLAY TATTLE CLUEDO, turn to page 33CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You've slept for two and a half hours after those morons on Twitter failed to cure your insomnia. Episode 4 of your Instagram Live "show" is going out in a few hours. You've remembered to delete all the posts you made about how awful your ex is, but you still have time to kill.
If you REHEARSE YOUR SHOW AND TRY TO RELAX, turn to page 18.
If you START HAVING BEEF WITH STRANGERS ON TWITTER, turn to page 27.
Whereas Jack's platform over lockdown has been used to get herself two brilliant opportunities that she's royally fucked up with lies, lies, lies and piss poor preparation.Marcus Rashford has shown over lockdown what someone with a platform can do.
Love this. Such a pleasing, and in my wheelhouse, analogy.CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You've slept for two and a half hours after those morons on Twitter failed to cure your insomnia. Episode 4 of your Instagram Live "show" is going out in a few hours. You've remembered to delete all the posts you made about how awful your ex is, but you still have time to kill.
If you REHEARSE YOUR SHOW AND TRY TO RELAX, turn to page 18.
If you START HAVING BEEF WITH STRANGERS ON TWITTER, turn to page 27.
I saw this before I caught up on the thread properly and I thought it was another clue for the dannydogsdinner mystery..... then I realised there was no page 33 in this thread yetIf you PLAY TATTLE CLUEDO, turn to page 33
When I had treatment for cancer I lost about 10k very quickly. Despite the hairloss (real) and the fetching grey complexion and bone aching constant fatigue, I actually had people mention my weight loss in envious tones. Because being able to fit into a size six is a desirable thing.I swear to the higher powers she can FUCK right off with the subliminal crowing about weight loss. I absolutely see what you're doing Jack with your woe is me, worst heartache but look how thin I am bollocksBUT
can't allow myself to be distracted... finish line by 5
Liz Jones CLAIMS to be a vegan but eats eggs, among other things. So another bullshitter I’m afraid. There’s a lot of it about!Nah Liz Jones IS actually a vegan!
Glad someone is telling her the truth.Trust Lisa and Mandy to tell the truth.
Jack, they've got you pegged.
If there’s no celebs on her show, that’s a bit risky as they’ve been the ones doing the heavy lifting keeping things on track while Jack does her usual cute, ditsy chaos.Bloody hell she is tiring. Put the bloody phone down and then you’ll sleep. Someone in my family is like this, allegedly tried everything to be able to sleep...nothing works. It’s all they talk about and wear it like a badge of honour, always confuses me.
My child is the same age as hers, old enough if you explained you needed a long lie I’m sure he coulD get up and watch tv and have cereal, till she got up. Not suggesting every day, but occasionally would be fine? I think Louisa had a really lucky escape!
I’m assuming no celeb guests on later? Interesting!
Shivi is today's celeb. She'll be fab.If there’s no celebs on her show, that’s a bit risky as they’ve been the ones doing the heavy lifting keeping things on track while Jack does her usual cute, ditsy chaos.
Ah, this reminds me of my late (much missed) Gran. She wrote "congratulations on your 22nd year" on my 21st birthday card. She did the same for everyone.She's actually in her 4th decade, 0-10 is decade one. And I think it's the 4th fiance, so she is moving on to the fours
It's not, it's around the same price. Possibly a bit cheaper. Milk in hummus sounds absolutely bogging, why would you?MILK?!!! Also is tahini really that much more expensive than peanut butter anyway? Hummus is the most wonderfully simple recipe why does she have to ruin everything
Hahaha no - although there are like 604 other clues in the thread...I saw this before I caught up on the thread properly and I thought it was another clue for the dannydogsdinner mystery..... then I realised there was no page 33 in this thread yet
Never gets old!Yes, absolutely x
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