She’s already admitted she buys (and feeds SB) cheap tinned tomatoes so she can buy plush Moleskine notebooks for herself, who really thinks Jack knows literally anything about frugality, she’s just a skinflint miser. Cannot wait for the sock as a sanitary towel to be reframed as a hack, or you could use a Findus crispy pizza slice for bonus warm nethers! You cannot worry about the cheesy tina, you must make these swaps if you want your Swoon furniture!
Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser
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Oh my bleeping god just buy a bag of frozen nuggets like a NORMAL HUMAN.
Diphtheria, no. Tetanus, possibly.
If that's her pish, she needs to see her gp, pronto.
On a grunk so I’ll be sure it’s been said - she literally just said she bought them at Tesco! Im sure I said this before on my old account (the one I DELETED because she annoyed me so much) that I have a cousin who is equally as annoying and lying comes as naturally to her as breathing air into her lungs too.
I simply don’t understand why people have to lie.
Also: doesn’t she understand how small micro plastic waste is? The item can still be in good shape and she wouldn’t notice the tiny pieces of plastic. They’re smaller than the human eye could see.
Oh she’s a tit.
Soon……. So never!
Given her shaky grasp of the English language, maybe she needs to be warned about macroplastics instead.
The irony of tagging TT in this.
I'm reminded of these adverts from yester year.
Oh goody, a midweek chaos. Looking forward to an epic grunk later!
Incoming "100% success rate at lawsuits" posts from squigs?
First of all, the squig said they were looking forward to the RECIPE for it, not whether Jack's making it again 
Second of all, the media isn't interested Jack.
Second of all, the media isn't interested Jack.
The Marguerite Patten comparison is what Sir Matt said in an episode of DKL and when she effusively gushed her thanks, he said it was scripted at which point I choked laughing. That was the second most hootworthy moment of DKL, the first being poor dusty Aunt Helen.
I had to go and buy a new tin opener today (my old one is DEAD after over 12 years of service) and I know Jack doesn't normally go to Morrisons as she's in bed with Mr Asda but she needs to get herself down there pronto. There's a whole section of an aisle just for her!
I had to go and buy a new tin opener today (my old one is DEAD after over 12 years of service) and I know Jack doesn't normally go to Morrisons as she's in bed with Mr Asda but she needs to get herself down there pronto. There's a whole section of an aisle just for her!
My nan in the 1970s had a ‘soap saver’ a plastic soap shaped basket that you put slivers of soap in which you would then use as a bar of soap. It was grim as duck. Old bits of shield, imperial leather, luz and carbolic mixed in together.
And accusing someone of being economical with the truth
Yeah, she really hates these poverty challenges, doesn’t she?
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