You forget. That a good percentage of this country thought Boris was good for PM. Not saying that her squigs did, but what you can take from that is that the general populace would literally follow a turnip if it said something exotic.I have just popped on to Twatter and read the “It’s me… just lill old Jack here… saving the poor one day at a time” tweet! Why is she such a massive tool? I can’t read it anymore! A minutes scrolling was enough. I will never understand how easily these folk reel in so many fools that eager to part with their cash they send it her!
Maybe this is how we end the grift! We could draw a face on a turnip and get it to say things like #DrainTheSlop and lure the Squigs away from Jack. Happy to chip in for the turnip, if required.You forget. That a good percentage of this country thought Boris was good for PM. Not saying that her squigs did, but what you can take from that is that the general populace would literally follow a turnip if it said something exotic.
Yes, absolutelyMy local Asda had no spaghetti hoops in stock tonight does this mean I can start designing a shoe line?
shit, she'd better not try blowing on any of that sea potteryWe can't rule out a Whistle and I'll Come to You textile of terror incident with that monstrosity.
Bring this back on page 50 for title nomination! 1Why did you have to do this on page one
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A bit of a tangent and I'm sure this is just a coincidence but this recent tweet from TD had me fizzy owling like the little life Frau that I am
I know it's early buttttttttt.Papa don't preach I'm in Trussell deep.
Please can we save this for the next thread title tomorrowPapa don't preach I'm in Trussell deep.
Waitrose is stopping it's free newspapers so my husband is going to have to pay for his Saturday newspaper (The Times, it used to be the Guardian but it out-twatted itself to often).Aldi didn't have the nice bread in that I like so I'm launching a cosmetics line called String Up A Tory all profits to go the Trussell Trust- got a meeting in this morning with them actually.
That's never stopped Jack. Have you thought about asking some squigs to send you details of times they've had free newspapers, going through it forensically with daily Twitter meltdowns at The Eton Mess who has stolen the news from the poors?Waitrose is stopping it's free newspapers so my husband is going to have to pay for his Saturday newspaper (The Times, it used to be the Guardian but it out-twatted itself to often).
On solidarity I am thinking of starting a mrrch range.
Called 'free newspapers free minds'.
I am not quite sure what I am trying to say.
I feel like I'm Jim from American pie and shot my load too earlyI know it's early buttttttttt.
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She posted a crying picture of herself during lockdown crying at Rishi mate, as she was cold, and poor and hungry,Oh my goodness a quiz! I’m.
I recognise most of the chaoses despite my 6mo break - but Rishi selfie? Help? Please anyone direct me towards
Has Jack actually ever shed a tear? She does the quivery lip, shaky voice, or shitty photo, but, just like the ten years of receipts, we never see any tears. Even Russell Hobbs sobs.She posted a crying picture of herself during lockdown crying at Rishi mate, as she was cold, and poor and hungry,
or just being her usual narcissistic, lying twatty self.
I'd forgotten all about Jack's sudden hobby of arranging sea potteryshit, she'd better not try blowing on any of that sea pottery
She'll be slowly, gently, stirring her custard cake mix ready to pop in her slow cookersJust wait til she does a grunk and finds out that someone said they hated her but also confusingly fancied her at the same time. She'll be overjoyed, seriously.
Mmm... Custard Kombucha.She'll be slowly, gently, stirring her custard cake mix ready to pop in her slow cookers
and let it ferment on her bedside table overnight.
I fear it'll be the ride me sideways pasta going in for a long, slow cook.She'll be slowly, gently, stirring her custard cake mix ready to pop in her slow cookers
and let it ferment on her bedside table overnight.
It was about 5 weeks. Simpler times.I'd forgotten all about Jack's sudden hobby of arranging sea potterySeems like an age ago now.
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