You’ve made this grumpy frau’s day, can’t stop laughing.
I do not have a very sophisticated sense of humour.
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I do not have a very sophisticated sense of humour.
Better than her other 'sauce'And her final lasagna from that video looked terrible - I spy hard uncooked lasagna sheets
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"You'd never know that my white sauce was made from milk powder and oil"
..unless you tasted it?! Sunflower oil is not in any way a replacement for butter!
Better than her other 'sauce'
No horses were wanked off in the making of this sauce.
Better log off now I've gorn a bit hysterical.
Better log off now I've gorn a bit hysterical.
If her job is really so badly paid then why the hell doesn't she get a salaried job.
I mean shes causing herself problems.
I mean shes causing herself problems.
I want to know if Nigella has ever eaten one of Jack's creations. Wasn't there a tomato soup with added stuffing mix? No way would Nigella be able to do flirty bedroom eyes whilst eating that!
I’m very BUSY so I
Let's face it, with her attitude she's unemployable.
There was tomato soup that contained a tin of tomato soup. I mean…
She’s a thoroughly unpleasant human being with no redeeming features. I do not understand how people don't see this
Also if she isn't wanting enough to keep afloat isn't that her own fault. I must tell my boss tomorrow that I don't get paid enough, apparently if he tweets people I might get more.
I kinda miss the days when Jack would proudly boast how long she's tirelessly campaigned for people to ditch the "totally unnecessary" arborio rice and use normal rice for a way less creamy and not as tasty lovley risotto.
That’s on of my fave electroslop tunes
you tried to kill a man/with stuffing in a soup
I can’t remember which of the many many interviews it was last week, but she said she’d been looking, but it was difficult as she’s a single mother with a small child. I’m still looking for my eyes on the living room rag rug.
I'm starting to think the 'attention deficit' part of her ADHD isn't the same as everyone else with ADHD and that's why the lights only come on when everyone is fawning over her.
Has anyone got a screenshot of that old blog post where Jack refers to herself as middle class?
Don't tell me it's ableist to expect people to pay their taxes
I find it so wild that she's made a career of being 'poor' but after almost a decade is still 'poor' and people just accept that. If I worked however many hours she claims but still didn't make a living wage, I'd get an actual job
Jack is frequently an egregious bleep and a massive liar, but I do wonder why none of Jack's alleged friends or family, who she seems close to, don't just take her phone from her and have a little chat about boundaries.
Also, if I was on Twitter and followed NL, I would be 'innocently' asking which Jack Cook book Nigella would recommend, and what was her go-to Jack recipe.
My best mates mum worked for pittance cleaning some toffs house, until my mate was old enough to stay at home and her mum could get a better job.
Also perhaps she's fed up of her constant whining and thought guys please give this woman money I can't take much more of her crying woe is me. I think it's that.
Also perhaps she's fed up of her constant whining and thought guys please give this woman money I can't take much more of her crying woe is me. I think it's that.
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