That's my pasta shape of choice! So clearly this a hellscape and you're a mithering ninny.It is the pettiest attempt at revenge simply because Asda Shoeburyness only had fusilli* and no penne.
*the official worst pasta shape
That's my pasta shape of choice! So clearly this a hellscape and you're a mithering ninny.It is the pettiest attempt at revenge simply because Asda Shoeburyness only had fusilli* and no penne.
*the official worst pasta shape
Oh God.These receipts being emailed to Jack will pretty much all be sent as email attachments right? Isn’t that a bit of a risk? I’m not part of an IT crack team for NASA but I’m sure I heard that a lot of computer viruses are sent via opening attachments?
Let’s just go with expensive council tax because it’s a large expensive rented houseI have no idea where she lives, but based on the size from the pictures she's posted it's got to be one of the higher ones? I live in an average 3 bed semi with postage stamp garden and I'm band B. Detached, 3 beds, 2 reception, hand entrance hall, reasonable kitchen, massive garden - D+?
It probably WAS in stock, but on the bottom shelf, and we all know she’s too arthritic to bend down without collapsing (unless it’s a day she’s doing marathon training or weightlifting).Imagine trying to put together an entire database of...*checks notes* old receipts just because something was out of stock at your local supermarket
Wonder if she’s claiming single person discount whilst her “house mate”Let’s just go with expensive council tax because it’s a large expensive rented house
Give me a minute.....I wish someone could include the council tax band of the crappy bungalow but I guess that's too close to doxxing territory.
I'm sniggering, and my son thinks I've gone crazyThe poor squiggles she recruits for her Working Group ™️. They’ll be sat in a semi-circle, led by god, in her “crappy bungalow” with spiral stairs, perched on all the chairs, surrounded by burglar-trampled bits of paper. They’ll be frantically trying to reconcile an invisible receipt for 500g basmati rice from Lewisham Tesco in October 2013, with 1kg of long grain from ASDA in Newcastle from March 2017, and weeping with frustration.
They will be paid handsomely for their graft, in the form of a FaceTuned picture of a random local tree, lovingly hand-framed in Wilkos finest deforestation squares. They’ll be in the post, Squigs!
Or, bleeping move closer to where she can afford to shop (would probably pay less rent too). Of course Jackie won't do that as how dare anyone suggest she lives within her means with no tip jar.Not paying £4 for a bus ride is Jack's hill to die on. She just wont accept going elsewhere.
With £34.34 in the kitty, you'd have £30 for lovely food at a better price. Why can't she see basic logic? Why is she so dense?
She has that delivered via the milkman, which was another sleight of hand with the £20 shop she never included the stuff the milkman delivered In the £20You'd could even buy more, like heavy po-tat-toes or the bigger jugs of milk, that are usually better value, if you're getting the bus home too.
just a mithering thought here, but the crappy bungalow just might be a band f... there may possibly even be band gs on her street. possibly.I wish someone could include the council tax band of the crappy bungalow but I guess that's too close to doxxing territory.
Band G and F which are the 2nd and 3rd highest bands in the country.I wish someone could include the council tax band of the crappy bungalow but I guess that's too close to doxxing territory.
Don't give her ideas, she'll be tin rattling for a deposit that she totally doesn't have next.Or, bleeping move closer to where she can afford to shop (would probably pay less rent too). Of course Jackie won't do that as how dare anyone suggest she lives within her means with no tip jar.
I might have already found it from her self-doxxing, but as I OWN my house I'd rather avoid her litigious nature. Not that she'd want an ex-council up north, mind.just a mithering thought here, but the crappy bungalow just might be a band f... there may possibly even be band gs on her street. possibly.
she's pretty much doxxed herself over the years, let's be honest here
Do any of the supermarkets sell items for her 'drawer'?I’m really tempted to go and buy a lamb joint, bottle of Moët and some condoms tomorrow and send her the receipt just to duck with her .
Need a combined laugh/vom react for this oneDo any of the supermarkets sell items for her 'drawer'?
I was thinking it might be a fun item on the receipt, along with the lamb and champersNeed a combined laugh/vom react for this one