Jack Monroe #242 Sell the Burberry jacket, pay your taxes and polish your spoons.

[PsychicCaramel]

She must be on the mother of all highs on all this narc supply right now. Possibly other things too (speculation etc etc)

 

[Cookiecookie]

The bare faced lies!

Repeating I know

Value ranges are not rising in price.

Supermarkets are not discontinuing value ranges, if anything they're expanding them more and more to compete with the budget ones!

I doubt her Asda not that far away from a Lidl has suddenly reduced the value items by 75%+.

CPI I'm sure includes bread and pasta.

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I just can't do it. Managed about two seconds. Her voice is hideous.

Sending good vibes out to you all anyway, especially those most affected by Jack's awfulness. She truly is a nasty piece of work if ever there was one.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I honestly thought that was Nadine Dorries

Nah that’s Sali Hughes new look. I thought someone had blended Fack with 80s Essex favourite Cheryl Baker’s hair

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

For that alone, Jack should forever feel ashamed. Putting herself before the wellbeing of her child. Despicable (if it were true)

Exactly. Either it's true (despicable) or she's lying (despicable).

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Hotes is right, it's much better for your intestine to poo in a squat position rather than sitting upright. It's more natural too. Much like giving birth standing or squatting is better and more natural for women but the hospital prefer us lying down as its easier fir them.

Ikea kids stools are much cheaper and make good squatty aids.

I'm just not sure which is better for the environment. More plastic or cut down a teak tree

 

[Thank(space)you]

The nerve, the gall, the AUDACITY!!!

Probably already said as I'm on page 18 of 47 but thread title nomination

 

[TraceyJacks]

Even Martin has turned.

Haha again with the LONG known fact dig though!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Squat stool, to rest your feet on, so pooping is easier.

Wish I didn't ask!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She sounds so posh!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

At least her bathroom (which looks 5x the size of
mine) looks cleaner than her kitchen had me expecting.

I’ve just realised her poor grown man housemate has to use that horrorshow kitchen with no space to actually prep food.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hotes is right, it's much better for your intestine to poo in a squat position rather than sitting upright. It's more natural too. Much like giving birth standing or squatting is better and more natural for women but the hospital prefer us lying down as its easier fir them.

Ikea kids stools are much cheaper and make good squatty aids.
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I'm just not sure which is better for the environment. More plastic or cut down a teak tree

I am learning facts tonight . Says it all really doesn’t it? Jack is trying to break Twitter & we’re more interested in pooing facts.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Nope RSM is ecstatic at hitting her target for her ridiculous crowdfunded book today.

How thoroughly a) predictable and b) depressing.
There must be money in poverty

 

[Veronicaaa]

Squat stool, to rest your feet on, so pooping is easier.

Wouldn't have thought she'd have much trouble with that, considering her liquid (slop) diet.

 

[BananaSmith]

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Did you forget to mention high housing costs esp for those in the private rented sector? Wonder why that might be Jack? Not wanting to draw attention to daddy's landlording? That wouldn't fit so well with the poverty cosplay would it?

 

[BananaSmith]

You just know that rug absolutely stinks

And it's going to get much worse, absorbing all those food smells from Jack's cooking.

Ngl am starting to feel sorry for the rug of doom.

 

[SquiggleWiggle]

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Why is it all so dirty? And where’s the desk space and prep space she desperately wanted?

 

[L3moning]

A lot of people get paid monthly, so could potentially afford a bus trip to get score cupboard staples from a budget supermarket or ethnic store, then go to the nearer one for fresh items as needed. It's what I used to do, buy enough pasta and tins to feed myself for a month.

Indeed, that's what I do (although I'm by no means poor and would never claim to be).

It's why my tins cupboards looks, as my mum put it, "as if you're preparing for a nuclear war".

 

[ecdb]

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I don’t think Hugh Grant has had these horrible experiences.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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Hubris, Jack Monroe is thy name.

 

[Vanelope]

I had to nip out of the Jack threads because of work and having to pay tax but this is priceless. Jack complaining about tedious tweets. Chef's kiss

You did because you didn’t compare like with like so don’t get snotty about showing your method and having it pointed out you were wrong.