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BeautifulTrauma

Heroes are found in the most unlikely of places and Martin Lewis is today’s saviour. That burn was incredible!

How does she get away with tweeting back that it would be a lot more shops she’d survey if she could drive? She’s basically telling people her research is fucked.
 
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Pocahontas

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And surely, if you’d had a migraine as bad as to set off convulsions, then I guess you’d be scared of setting it off again? You’d want to stay away from all screens - not spend all night basking in backlit attention. Hugh Grant beats fake migraine, I guess.
 
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Wooh

Ah, no, the supermarket was where Jack [checks notes] learned to cook an egg on the hot plate, and all about cheese and curing meats

Jack Monroe Has Written a Cookbook for Food Bank Users

The food writer and campaigner rose to fame in 2012 after her blog on food poverty went viral. She tells us about ‘Tin Can Cook,’ the canned food recipe book she wishes she’d had as a food bank user.
www.vice.com
 

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Pantomimehorse


I just feel like if you live in the area of Thorpe Bay and can make it to the big Asda you can make it to the Lidl ?
 
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EllaEm87

T’internet and price comparison sites are a novel concept to our Jack. She has to stand in the aisles with her notebook and calculator in order to be forensic.
 
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Raver_Bear

what a grunk.
I can’t really believe what I read. So Jack wrote a long winded and inaccurate tweet, which lead to blue ticks fawning over here, three writing commissions and a radio feature.. and then claimed to have a migraine and convulsions, continued to tweet and changed her profile picture to her dressed up as Mary Poppins.. if this is being a maverick I would rather stay the bear that I am.
I am lost for words and how shameless, heartless, and disgusting her lies and grifting is.
 
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HotesTilaire

Veronicaaa said:
I also can't stop laughing, idk why, I think I'm slightly hysterical. NURSE!
(It was the Mary Poppins avatar which did it for me, I've not been the same since, the whole thing is so outrageously WEIRD).
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It’s the Mary Sloppins pic and shit like that which shoes she’s a narc. She’s such a bad krank.
 
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It’s The Truman Show

I’m a little cross to come to bed and find my husband reading these Hugh Grant endorsements of old Jack and also the fucking Rib Man. !!! Think husband knows I’m onto the grifter and said oh Hugh Grant is replying to your Jack….. and then I went omg who is that one below Hugh etc … and hubs was like oh that’s the rib man (West Ham) ….I’m soooooo disappointed in Hugh and the rib man I have to say …
 
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Flash123



Of course mom liked it. Because she was born with a silver non rusty spoon in her mouth. As much as I love mom’s cooking she is the ultimate virtue signaller. I had just typed up some triangle stuff from when I was young and deleted it. I’m really lucky I have a great job and good money now and am comfortable. I wish Jack would acknowledge this
 
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TraceyJacks

(to the tune of Billy Joel!)

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new lack of money
but she’s still just a bore to me

EDIT: ooooh mom didn’t get a “thanks N for boosting it’s so important fawn fawn”
 
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Jelly Bean

If I had a migraine and on top of it got 'a flailing arm and leg' which also is apparently a new symptom - I would not be so sanguine about it despite having had doctors check me out before. And this from the person who considered going to A and E for a fucking splinter
 
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OwlRightsReserved

The most odious thing about this is that she won't turn the three commissions and radio gig into anything meaningful. She'll wang on about herself in all four endeavours, and reference back to her experience of poverty over ten years ago, when she had the choice to ask her parents for help and didn't because it was too "embarrassing".

If my kids were hungry, I'd humiliate myself in whatever way I had to to get them fed. So would all the other parents up and down the country who are going to bed hungry tonight because it was a choice between them or their wee ones eating, and who don't have the get out clause that Jack always had. That is the most insulting, obscene part of all her charades.
 
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kachoochoo

was just about to turn in giggling at poor shary bobbins being rejected by martin lewis, then mom has to spoil it all

so disappointed
 
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