Please repost at the end of the thread because this deserves to be nominated.It’s a full spoon chaos!
Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend
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Thanks for advertising your hoard of minging cutlery Jack. I'll be over in the morning on your stolen pushbike to pilfer it. Currently I only have seven spoons which are all perfectly clean so I could really do with at least a hundred more in varying states of decay.
What was that restaurant she described as being really romantic and intimate in a familial way that she went to with LJC? The one that had clinical white tablecloths and the tables were so close you were practically sitting on the laps of those at the next table? Don't worry, I looked it up myself to answer my own question. It's Vasco and Piero's of course, home of the famous cauliflower budino. Of course Jack likes it, they have a tampon pineapple decoration.
What was that restaurant she described as being really romantic and intimate in a familial way that she went to with LJC? The one that had clinical white tablecloths and the tables were so close you were practically sitting on the laps of those at the next table? Don't worry, I looked it up myself to answer my own question. It's Vasco and Piero's of course, home of the famous cauliflower budino. Of course Jack likes it, they have a tampon pineapple decoration.
I asked Mrs. B. She said ‘I don’t bleeping know, most of them are in the dishwasher or under eldest’s bed’
Between LJC going to see Mary Poppins recently, and then all those spoons, I couldn’t help but think of this.
spoonful of
If she spent that on manky old cutlery she has spare dosh, wherever it came from.
Askham Hall is in Penrith which is in fact three miles from The Lake District.
I thought she loved facts?
Vintage cheese calculator.
Has Jack been Facetuned as Withnail (or I) yet?
That reminds me of Hairy Growler who makes gorgeous jewellery from old coins like shillings and farthings. I think he has done some spoons too. For years I thought his name was Harry Growler, then I thought that he called himself Hairy because he is a beardy bloke. Only lately have I realised what it really meansThere's a girl on TikTok that makes beautiful rings from old spoon handles, probably makes a killing. There ya go Jack, money spinner for ya (involves some skill, talent and actual work though)
I’m sure she has a cleverer ninny than I will be able to help find it I’m sure.
ok, without knowing how many have been salvaged from mr kcc's colleague, we have
12 teaspoons, 7.5 dessert spoons (handle broke, still could be useful), 1 soup spoon, 3 serving spoons, 4 slotted spoons, 3 wooden spoons, 1 ladle and 1 mustard spoon
32.5 spoons and you can never find the one you want!
eta I also have a teaspoon and a dessert spoon at work and mr kcc has a teaspoon at his work, so 35.5 spoons so far
12 teaspoons, 7.5 dessert spoons (handle broke, still could be useful), 1 soup spoon, 3 serving spoons, 4 slotted spoons, 3 wooden spoons, 1 ladle and 1 mustard spoon
32.5 spoons and you can never find the one you want!
eta I also have a teaspoon and a dessert spoon at work and mr kcc has a teaspoon at his work, so 35.5 spoons so far
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I assume she had a piss with it?
This is where I draw the line in my body of work.
This is how I feel about Cutlery Bandit Jack
On a grunk, the Alice Evans threads sucked me in for a while….
just wanted to say my delight at @heretoreaditall2019 ‘s beautiful excel exposé was tarnished by the sight of those bokey old spoons.
It has given me a new court outfit idea though…( hope none of yiz has beaten me to this….)
just wanted to say my delight at @heretoreaditall2019 ‘s beautiful excel exposé was tarnished by the sight of those bokey old spoons.
It has given me a new court outfit idea though…( hope none of yiz has beaten me to this….)
"I've gone on television by mistake!"
#neverforget we are not a codfish, Michael. This was bleeping surreal.
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The AE thread is bonkers. The squigs have nothing on the FMs!
Is it just me who thinks Schwankend sounds like Swank End? Jack does a lot of swanking so it's a perfect title!
Urgh so much grunking. My motherthread has done a chaos as well.
Ok 4 teaspoons, 4 big spoons, the giant big spoon and fork for tossing salads, 6 plastic measuring, one wooden slatted, one giant plastic and 1 ladel (came in a pack from Ikea) 3 mismatched cheapo teaspoons from a pack from the poundshop, which used to live at work.
She needs help.
Ok 4 teaspoons, 4 big spoons, the giant big spoon and fork for tossing salads, 6 plastic measuring, one wooden slatted, one giant plastic and 1 ladel (came in a pack from Ikea) 3 mismatched cheapo teaspoons from a pack from the poundshop, which used to live at work.
She needs help.
Who the duck is Alice (Evans)??
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