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[EllaEm87]

We’ve had photos of this spare room/ library before… around the time of sideboards up spiral staircases? I think?

 

[Hollaaa]

the books are just vaguely still in colour groups from that time she turned the garage into an office. this was before the chairs moved in

 

[Peachy9]

Sir Matt of Forearms is on channel 5 presenting his new show right now... Vegetarian and vegan recipes
She'll be livid.

 

[Limey]

Sir Matt of Forearms is on channel 5 presenting his new show right now... Vegetarian and vegan recipes
She'll be livid.

Just logged on to say the same!

can’t* believe she’s not on this


*can, because she’d make a right a of it

 

[BlendedSlop]

The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Did she reorganise the wrong room? Did she not read the right admin?

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I don’t believe she reads cook books.

how did she go on a 3 day bender as a single parent who can’t go anywhere?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.

Same, babe. It’s a LOT of furniture and a huge house, she won’t be looking at a van rental to move all that she’ll need one of those huge removals vans you’d pay thousands and thousands for. Which is fine when you’re moving sporadically but absolutely obscene to move between rentals every year or two?!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

The amount of furniture in that RENTED house legitimately gives me anxiety. Maybe she wasn't actually lying when she referred to herself as a pescatarian bodybuilder - lugging 54 bookcases, 13 dressers and 27 sideboards from room to room every couple of days must keep her muscles in tip-top form.

Gives me so much anxiety too. Actually makes me panic to think of moving house with it all. HOW and why would you ever, ever accumulate all that stuff in a rental. I've genuinely never seen anything like it, and I live in a street with a proper hoarder that you would see on actual Hoarders

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It's nice that she can use wallpaper paste in the crappy bungalow.

2017, elsewhere:
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ETA: Just read @Veronicaaa's Pritt Stick post which makes this even funnier.

Excuse me? Sellotape your wallpaper?? LJC

 

[OpalMushroom]

Matt of the forearms is on Channel 5 getting up in Jack’s niche (vegan) right now.

 

[Walkdengirl]

She's living like a poundland kim kardashian!

Next thread title?

 

[Flash123]

Be still my beating heart…… up in niche etc

 

[ecdb]

Same, babe. It’s a LOT of furniture and a huge house, she won’t be looking at a van rental to move all that she’ll need one of those huge removals vans you’d pay thousands and thousands for. Which is fine when you’re moving sporadically but absolutely obscene to move between rentals every year or two?!

Also suggests that her next house is also going to be an absolute beast because otherwise she won’t fit it all in.

 

[Limey]

Matt of the forearms is on Channel 5 getting up in Jack’s niche (vegan) right now.

Matt’s key error here is that he has sought out people who are knowledgable and engaging to appear on the programme. He should have just got the Veganiest Vegan who has ever Veganed*


*may include cheap bacon offcuts

 

[Django]

Her language around alcohol is very triggering to alcoholics too, all glugs and booze.

My opinion (only based on Mx. Monroe's posts m'lud), is that Jack has a very addictive personality but her main goal is to take other people's money for doing absolutely duck all. She doesn't give a shiny tit how she makes it. Over and out from me now as I feel absolutely pooh after my booster having had no adverse effects from my first two vaccinations x

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

The octopus mug, the fire hazard lights, the filthy kickstands, posh coffee maker when she doesn’t drink coffee….it’s like Jack’s greatest hits. Also - View attachment 986500
(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)

The Monin syrup when she doesn't drink coffee!

 

[Emmapism]

My opinion (only based on Mx. Monroe's posts m'lud), is that Jack has a very addictive personality but her main goal is to take other people's money for doing absolutely duck all. She doesn't give a shiny tit how she makes it. Over and out from me now as I feel absolutely pooh after my booster having had no adverse effects from my first two vaccinations x

I did too! Was also fine after my first two apart from being tired and arm pain. Day after my booster I had chills, felt sick, no energy etc. On the plus side it was gone after 24 hrs.

 

[OpalMushroom]

Matt’s key error here is that he has sought out people who are knowledgable and engaging to appear on the programme. He should have just got the Veganiest Vegan who has ever Veganed*


*may include cheap bacon offcuts

And no slop in sight.

 

[Hollaaa]

I have genuine anxiety that one of these days a cacophony of sideboards is going to come crashing through the ceiling from the upstairs of the bungalow like that wrongun in the attic on Luther.

Spoiler: O/T domestic dispute

Can't believe I'm not allowed a Japanese soaking tub upstairs because it would be too heavy, but Jack gets a library.