I am going to make an exception to my general loathing of fake news to allow this one not to bother me, because the post is so
I am going to make an exception to my general loathing of fake news to allow this one not to bother me, because the post is soNo, no. I can’t comment as Sue Grey is looking into it but I missed the first part of the squiggle’s reaponse. I take full responsibility but will I resign?
I SHAN’T.
I think I love you. I adore a well laid out, well formatted Excel doc. Anyone who says they don't like Excel is a lower class of citizen imho!So have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!
So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?
Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?
Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.
So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.
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Ps can we pls discuss how ducking annoying the ads are when trying to do a long post????
But my typoooooo. https://giphy.com/UWKGHQa8ze32UI am going to make an exception to my general loathing of fake news to allow this one not to bother me, because the post is so
How is she getting away with this? Cross and bothered here.So have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!
So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?
Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?
Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.
So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.
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Ps can we pls discuss how ducking annoying the ads are when trying to do a long post????
I am in awe of your skillsetSo have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!
So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?
Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?
Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.
So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.
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Ps can we pls discuss how ducking annoying the ads are when trying to do a long post????
And when Jack was working from home doing DKL Louisa sat quietly in another room but got lambasted on Twitter by Jack for WATCHING TV thus being the reason the smol pixie's live link was shit. Apparently.ETA remember when she “accidentally” streaked across the room in just her socks and “bubble buddy” LJc was on a work zoom?
Thank you for making it clear and easy to read.So have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!
So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?
Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?
Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.
So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.
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Ps can we pls discuss how ducking annoying the ads are when trying to do a long post????
MY EYES IN MY IMAGINATION!!!I do feel a bit for LJC as in I could perceive that it’s possible she got “caught up” in the Monrollercoaste, and so did things or knew things, that she might have been ok with otherwise. Jack can be very manipulative just on SM so I can only imagine the gaslighting and boundary-erosion behind the scenes.
ETA remember when she “accidentally” streaked across the room in just her socks and “bubble buddy” LJc was on a work zoom?
A) this is the kind of content we are here for. Facts, backed up by actual data. #deductionoverinductioneverytime (sort of).So have just done an estimate on her revenue for 2021 - this isn’t straight forward but please bear with the explanation of it and as you read the bullets look at the table to help visualise! Excel phobic fraus pls join us on this journey and rest assured we will guide you through it!
So we factually know how many subscribers she had per month - what we don’t know is which payment tier they’re on or the platform fee Patreon are charging her. There’s also more complex shit like annuals get discounted but I see that as going in the vague estimate of avg monthly sub?
Because we don’t know these two we can take a look at a range of values and decide the assumptions that fit for us. So along the columns we’re applying different patreon fees, with 12% being the very highest according to their documentation and I’d assume for the big boys raking in tens of thousands a month?
Along the rows we have different avg subscription values, from the absolute minimum of £3.50 up to a hugely generous £20.00.
So let’s run through some scenarios:
* The absolute bare minimum she’d have received last year is £10.7k, assuming everyone is on the cheapest tier of £3.50 and Patreon are charging their highest fee of 12%
* Moving along the blue row you can see how a change in rates would effect her take home, if she’s on the cheapest rate of 2% she takes home £11.9k
* Going all the way up to the most £££ assumption that the average sub is £20 per month, this would mean taking home £61.2k - £68.2k per year.
* Personally for me, I think the truth lives somewhere in the grey. I think her audience are affluent enough that an avg sub of around a tenner makes sense and I’d imagine that she’d only be subject to minimal fees, so a take home of £25k - £34k from this makes sense.
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Ps can we pls discuss how ducking annoying the ads are when trying to do a long post????
Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson, Delia Smith, and every other recipe writer on the planet also merrily ignoring all publishers' advice then too. You'd think the publishers would do something...
Fuck the hell off! Another one to add to Jack's repertoire of charming sign-offs.
True confessions time: It is very easy to set up something like this because you feel fuzzily warm and sympathetic to someone on the internet who has made you laugh, or said something you agree with, and maybe seems to be having a hard time and then sort of forget about it, even if they do send you regular email updates which you end up not reading, but the monthly payment is just at a level that you don't consciously register (even if it is set up as a recurring payment on your impeccable personal finance excel spreadsheet). It's something Tattle has made me have a long hard look at! I still have a few Patreon/Substack subscriptions because some people (hello there Trifle D) genuinely provide excellent content, but I've also cut back on a few where I thought 'poor little them' and have since realised that they are probably just rolling in money and giggling. (Not Jack)How is she getting away with this? Cross and bothered here.
Jack counts every moment she is awake as 'work'. Some when she's asleep too.I love how she always says she works 10,000 hours+ a week so when you divide the big figure salary by all of those hours she's on less than the living wage.
Babe, you haven't worked 80 hours in total in your whole adult life. Passive income based on your poverty narrative is essentially legal fraud. Now FUCK OFF.
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