Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!
Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!I would love it if Jack went on Come Dine with Me. Its the treat we all need. Dave Lamb has such a naturally sarcastic voice, I can just hear it now. "Those lemons are looking a bit passive aggressive there Jack. Call that a roast, the roasts you get on Tattle are better than this. That Béchamel is very runny, are you sure you didn't visit the stables on your way?"
OT but he narrated a programme for toddlers and there was complaints that he sounded sarcastic and flippant. I've seen it and it sounds like he is making an effort not to sound that way but just can't help it
Jack would totally be Peter when (not if) she loses. Imagine if they put her up against Matt or JO.
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Activist Jack has been deployed. Don't worry, she'll soon be bored and move on to another one, maybe Polski schlep Jack or whatever happened to starboard/lion bars Jack.She's right, this isn't new. Everyone knows they have subsidised bars and restaurants in there. It is old news so wtf is she going on about it?
Next step: Gogglebox for full Slopception value.Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!
So why didn’t she fight the election she stood in then???
Honestly nowadays whenever I read about her going on about 'trolls' I just think she's trying to shut people down when they try to out her poverty cosplay.
So that’s why the landlady hasn’t fixed the cooker, she doesn’t own itI've been on an eleven-page catch-up so this is old now, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it anyway.
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Does anyone else call cleaning their own home and sorting out your own crap employment?
And we all sighShe lie!
https://giphy.com/ZxKQnfKcGTSmcoje3YI've been on an eleven-page catch-up so this is old now, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it anyway.
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Told you! Like nothing has happened or we've gone back in time or something.
One small prob though, Nom, there is nothing remotely ~ professional ~ about Jack.....Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!
We’re BUSY!Hold up. #238 locked and 11 pages on #239??? What’s happened? Honestly, I turn my back for a few hours and (I assume) we’ve been chaosed.
Rather like the Fire BrigadeI suspect her landlady would jump at the chance to be rid of her.
Her kitchen is like that trans nonbinary photo shoot she did with the manly suit and the lady's dress - the eleventy three matching masculine aesthetic aprons contrasted with the flowery dustpan & brush (lovingly hung where filth can drop onto the work top) and multiple vases of roses around the nonexistent toaster to make a true mamapapa kitchen. Her design work is flawless.
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