Channel 4 have JUST announced Come Dine With Me: The Professionals. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!I would love it if Jack went on Come Dine with Me. Its the treat we all need. Dave Lamb has such a naturally sarcastic voice, I can just hear it now. "Those lemons are looking a bit passive aggressive there Jack. Call that a roast, the roasts you get on Tattle are better than this. That Béchamel is very runny, are you sure you didn't visit the stables on your way?"
OT but he narrated a programme for toddlers and there was complaints that he sounded sarcastic and flippant. I've seen it and it sounds like he is making an effort not to sound that way but just can't help it
Jack would totally be Peter when (not if) she loses. Imagine if they put her up against Matt or JO.
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Activist Jack has been deployed. Don't worry, she'll soon be bored and move on to another one, maybe Polski schlep Jack or whatever happened to starboard/lion bars Jack.
Next step: Gogglebox for full Slopception value.
Jack Monroe abandons bid to become an MP
Food writer, who thanked her ‘campaign sponsor’ Katie Hopkins when announcing her candidacy last month, cites hate mail and ‘crippling’ arthritis for decision
www.theguardian.com
Same old, same old.
Flashback time. What was Jack doing one year ago?
10th January 2021.
10th January 2021.
BUT JACK DOESN'T OWN A TOASTER
Honestly nowadays whenever I read about her going on about 'trolls' I just think she's trying to shut people down when they try to out her poverty cosplay.Jack Monroe abandons bid to become an MP
Food writer, who thanked her ‘campaign sponsor’ Katie Hopkins when announcing her candidacy last month, cites hate mail and ‘crippling’ arthritis for decision
Same old, same old.
So that’s why the landlady hasn’t fixed the cooker, she doesn’t own it
Does anyone else call cleaning their own home and sorting out your own crap employment?
Jack seems to think that annual cleaning (it used to be called spring cleaning) can be done in lieu of paid work.
Told you! Like nothing has happened or we've gone back in time or something.
Ah, there's that toaster she claimed to have never owned.
And the butter dish.
One small prob though, Nom, there is nothing remotely ~ professional ~ about Jack.....
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Her true character is peeky minxing out today.
The spoilt, entitled brat. The jackanapes. The grifter.
The spoilt, entitled brat. The jackanapes. The grifter.
We’re BUSY!Hold up. #238 locked and 11 pages on #239??? What’s happened? Honestly, I turn my back for a few hours and (I assume) we’ve been chaosed.
Rather like the Fire Brigade
Her kitchen is like that trans nonbinary photo shoot she did with the manly suit and the lady's dress - the eleventy three matching masculine aesthetic aprons contrasted with the flowery dustpan & brush (lovingly hung where filth can drop onto the work top) and multiple vases of roses around the nonexistent toaster to make a true mamapapa kitchen. Her design work is flawless.
Welcome to my world....I'm cringing so fecking hard right now. You've just said 7 years ago you had to ask your 'journalist friend' what was happening as you hadn't a clue. 
When I first started following her, all she did then was redecorate/reorganise her kitchen to a better working space.
It’s just the GCSE revision timetable of yesteryear. Just get on with your bloody work.
And stop buying more stuff!
It’s just the GCSE revision timetable of yesteryear. Just get on with your bloody work.
And stop buying more stuff!
She's a bit pub obsessed is that good for her treatment?
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