She had a friend, they were handcuffed together. I nearly fell over from laughing
Shoebury: We're being cuffed for charity
Two 15-year-olds will test their friendship to the limit when they spend half-term handcuffed together for charity.
She had a friend, they were handcuffed together. I nearly fell over from laughingI don't think she had a friend either she's too bitter about her school life to have had a friend to share it with.
Bold quote for next thread titleWith every comment, every thread, it gets worse. I continually spend time thinking ‘who on earth is paying her wages? ’ Why is this allowed to continue?
Since you seem fairly new to Jack's body of work, please see a mock up of her new book (screenshot courtesy of @Silver Linings), in which she helpfully suggests hoarding tumble dryer fluff and human hair for .... reasons.With every comment, every thread, it gets worse. I continually spend time thinking ‘who on earth is paying her wages? Why is this allowed to continue?’
There are 220 pages of this utter shite?Since you seem fairly new to Jack's body of work, please see a mock up of her new book (screenshot courtesy of @Silver Linings), in which she helpfully suggests hoarding tumble dryer fluff and human hair for .... reasons.
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And that's only on page 22, I genuinely can't wait to see what comes later.There are 220 pages of this utter shite?
Mayonnaise cake is a thing. My mum got a recipe for it off Blue Peter in the 80s. It horrifies people until they taste it, although I suspect Jack's version continues to horrify afterwards too.Just wanted to offload that I’ve read about half of thread 31.
A cake. She made a cake with mayonnaise.
It's well-loved in the USA but of course, their recipes are decent ones.Mayonnaise cake is a thing. My mum got a recipe for it off Blue Peter in the 80s. It horrifies people until they taste it, although I suspect Jack's version continues to horrify afterwards too.
me too - we have been waiting for SO LONGAnd that's only on page 22, I genuinely can't wait to see what comes later.
Or the baked beans made from rinsed baked beans.And the tomato soup made out of tomato soup, tomatoes and tomatoes.
If we don’t get a credit for the burglary in the next book I’ll be FUMING.me too - we have been waiting for SO LONGdidn’t we also get a preview of the intro which referenced us sad hausfraus or have i imagined that?
Same, ME is in no way comparable to that. You have my sympathy, I’ve had ME/CFS since 2016 and it’s a horrible illness.She was only 15 so I'll give her a pass but saying voluntarily handcuffing yourself to a bestie for 5 days puts you into the shoes of conjoined twins is actually pretty shallow and offensive, in my opinion. I'm disabled by M.E. and if someone said spending 5 days at home on the sofa in their pjs put them in my shoes, I'd pop off about it.
I’ve just read this on a fairly busy train. Between the small, blurry print and the content, I think someone’s on the phone to emergency services because I swear I look like I’m having a stroke.Since you seem fairly new to Jack's body of work, please see a mock up of her new book (screenshot courtesy of @Silver Linings), in which she helpfully suggests hoarding tumble dryer fluff and human hair for .... reasons.
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This just doesn't make sense.Any prospective employer would do well to read her 'body of work' first.
Can we get a laugh vomit react for these threads? I honestly couldn’t decide between the two.Any prospective employer would do well to read her 'body of work' first.
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