That part where we compare her 11 month old tweet where she declared her garage as a cctv bunker of security, with the two “my garage got burgled” tweets? That’s us revelling in it.Lord alive, I had a day away and there's a whole thread been and gone! Away I am to grunk!
Also, what kind of fruitloops does she think we are? If she has genuinely been burgled, no one's going to revel in that because that's horrid? Ffs, we're honest, not heinous.
It really is a return to Chaos times.Leftover Larder returned! For a grand total of...er...two tweets. How odd, it's so unlike Jack to make a big song and dance promoting something then fail to follow it up. I just hope that poor squiggle managed to find a use for the leftover roasties languishing in her fridge since Christmas Day.
Jack posted her ludicrously complex recipe for something which was only later clarified as being an alleged cheese sauce, for "pasta, cooking chicken in, risottos, anything really." Well, I for one am inspired by that passionate pitch. Unfortunately I only have two Babybels, a handful of Dairylea triangles and a Cheestring, but I'm sure it'll work out OK. Cheese is cheese, innit.
She had a crack team of a dozen tech experts working round the clock to fix her Wordpress website. It's unclear as yet how successful they've been.
She's suffered "about six major life disasters" in the past 48 hours. Has she moved to Albert Square or Hollyoaks village over Christmas and not told anyone?
She seems to be alleging that someone from Tattle may have ransacked her garage to steal her granddad's old pans. Best lawyer up ladies (and gents).
Does this mean we can discuss courtroom outfits again?Best lawyer up ladies (and gents).
SNAP!Does this mean we can discuss courtroom outfits again?
What do you think of mine? #yaprune
Unfortunately not the best quality image but I thought I’d half-ass it in honour of Jack.
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Sorry @Vanelope your outfit is too colourful, I can recommend a Dylon box dye though. Colour is reserved for eyes only.Are we getting our court outfits out again now we are accused of burglarising?
https://giphy.com/YkBDi75dHWVotU5ZGP Just kidding - this is my New Year’s outfit obvs
SNAP!
***Why does your prune look hairy???Does this mean we can discuss courtroom outfits again?
What do you think of mine? #yaprune
Unfortunately not the best quality image but I thought I’d half-ass it in honour of Jack.
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Also don’t think bike thieves would want a burnt old pan worth 10pBike thefts and burglaries are happening at a ridiculous rate around here. A friend of mine that lives right close to her had her bikes stolen recently. They parked a van at the end of the road and stole bikes from different houses/gardens loaded them all and drove off. It was caught on various ring doorbells. So yea her stuff being taken and whipped away in a vehicle is very possible.
Still don’t believe it happened to her though
It’s made contact with Jacks kitchen floor.***Why does your prune look hairy???
***not a euphemism
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