Her mentions are an absolute mess. It's a mixture of hair and makeup talk, Christmas trees and the burglary.
Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love
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My house was burgled years ago, the second we could we set cameras up outside the house in case it happened again. We had renter's insurance too.
@Wooh I'm in Eastern Victoria
@Wooh I'm in Eastern Victoria
Am I being thick, or is there a market for battered and scorched old pots?
Im on minimum wage with two young children. I rent, near London, paying literally my entire salary for the year. I have contents insurance, it costs a WHOPPING £13 A MONTH.
duck the duck off, you absolute scrote.
duck the duck off, you absolute scrote.
Soooo many words...
If it’s Wordpress she’s definitely beyond doubt lying. Even the thickest of shits (and remember, Jack is an autistic laserminded GENIUS) can run a Wordpress website and if she’s got other people more qualified doing it, then they’re imbeciles. I run a couple of Wordpress websites and it’s a piece of piss INCLUDING all automatic updates. I expect this is to escape Patreon duties.
I guess we just have to hope she actually reports it to the police and they can investigate rather than Jackie making up such bizarre claims... Usually they like to be notified ASAP following a burglary though, not when the victim can be half arsed to give a list when they have 'enough energy.'
All that means is she needs to buy an SSL certificate they’re about 80 quid for a year and will give you the little padlock next to the web address - it’s just net security basically.
Oh you probably know my mother LOLMy house was burgled years ago, the second we could we set cameras up outside the house in case it happened again. We had renter's insurance too.
@Wooh I'm in Eastern Victoria
Look, anyone worried about Jack (including Roadsidemum) needn't. A picture tells a thousand words and I don't consider that adrenaline caused this
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Lol sorry.. shes angry about burnt orange fancy pots? duck off
This all feels so horrible.
When things are not going well (which they obviously aren’t from the constant image changes and selfies), everything is seen through a different prism and she must be feeling horrendous from this latest incident.
Jack needs people around her so she can deal with this theft appropriately.
Instead of tweeting about Tattle, she should hold her word, get off Twitter and try to do the things that actually make her feel a little bit better.
When things are not going well (which they obviously aren’t from the constant image changes and selfies), everything is seen through a different prism and she must be feeling horrendous from this latest incident.
Jack needs people around her so she can deal with this theft appropriately.
Instead of tweeting about Tattle, she should hold her word, get off Twitter and try to do the things that actually make her feel a little bit better.
Babe, same. The thought I had was ‘how many misfortunes equal emergency leeway from HMRC?’.
I don’t think any of us are inherently cynical and the cable are more empathetic and sensitive then most but the constant lies, big and small, affect any objective view we can have of her.
What’s the betting she’s lost two years worth of website so she can’t possibly do her taxes correctly?? All that ad revenue, SEO records….!!
I have experience with this. Sometimes, it's due to a clock sync error between the server and the internet, so the times don't match, which flags up as a security issue. Most times, it's because the connection is so slow that the security certificates aren't loading when somebody attempts to access the site. In those cases, it's safe to go to Advanced and proceed.
HOWEVER, in view of it being the Bootstrap site and her lackadaisical approach to online security, safety and GDPR, I'd strongly advise that you stay well away from the site altogether. I very much doubt that it's going to be the excuse she'll give HMRC and everybody else - that she's been hacked - but she is the person who has had thousands of pounds 'stolen' from her multiple times.
Wierd isn't it. Why would burglars steal old Le Creuset pots? Doesn't make sense.
We were burglared years ago and I was slightly offended at what they obviously considered unstealable
Google “burglary before tax return” it’s up in the government website on the list of reasonable excuses. Yes, I’m cynical. No, I’m not about to apologise.
Didn't happen
1. what about all those security cameras she has around the outside of the house?
2. would ones chance a property where the movement in the house and any noise outside would have been heard.
3. there would have been so many pics that would help to beg for donations
1. what about all those security cameras she has around the outside of the house?
2. would ones chance a property where the movement in the house and any noise outside would have been heard.
3. there would have been so many pics that would help to beg for donations
Quite pleased I decided to pretend I'm in Australia. All the "mates" and "yairs" and "timezone" references provide a great alibi for one of Those People **winks**
I'm sorry but the 'calculated' bit has stopped me right in my tracks. duck you Jack. duck you.
Also, if you can afford an Urban Decay makeup palette then home insurance is not a luxury.
And I say again a very resounding, duck. You.
Also, if you can afford an Urban Decay makeup palette then home insurance is not a luxury.
And I say again a very resounding, duck. You.
She's trapped by lies, not by events. The only way through is to start being honest- with herself and with others.
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