Didn't she say it was a shed burglary last time?
Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love
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Yes, I can fully understand why if it's already been burgled once you'd still leave the only things you have of your grandad's in your garage - especially if you're too busy pissing about with rancid cheese mess and terrible eye makeup to move them somewhere safer 
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Perhaps stop sharing endless photos on social media showing exactly where you live and the amount of pricey stuff you have hoarded. Just a thought? 
Wondering what she did in a past life like the one she's living now isn't full of lies and manipulation. And bad hair.
You'd think that....after being "burgled", she'd improve security, take stock of what was missing, and get some bleeping insurance.
What a total nobette
What a total nobette
No enjoyment here. That is terrible, Jack, and coming off Twitter is the right thing to do.
and getting home insurance.
I’m sorry that happened but why leave such sentimental stuff in the garage?
How is it destroyed? Is the garage so cold and wet that, if it happened overnight, it's ruined? duck off.
The same garage that she thought it was ok to keep a little rabbit in.
God she's the absolute worst.
A final frenzy of grifting to see out the year
The same garage that she thought it was ok to keep a little rabbit in.
God she's the absolute worst.
A final frenzy of grifting to see out the year
Vlad stalking us yet again (am up to the new hair pics- the colour is nice but absolutely no way could you get a softy soft light colour like that from supermarket box dye)
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Jack, you have lost the bleeping plot, mate. Stop speaking directly to us.
Nah, it's cos small boy is off to parties, she's not invited, so we're having a boo hoo poor me tin rattle moment. Edit to add: I have not one jot of sympathy whatsoever, even if it is true. Having experienced her nastiness first hand, from her, as have several of us ninnies, I praise beans recipes have been destroyed in garagegate II xx
Oh duck off Jack, you’re at home all day long, awake all night, you have a male house mate and you’ve been robbed twice in the last couple of weeks but the 12 weeks you were in an aparthotel in London all your stuff was safe
You’ve got a bastard big house, if the thing that was your granddads was so important you would treat it with some respect and either keep it in your home or get some proper security on your outbuilding. twit!
I don’t believe a word of it. Convenience when there is a tax bill that all the documentary evidence has gone missing. And no this isn’t revelling in anyone’s misfortune…. It is wanting someone who is quite obviously rich to pay their way.
Still trying to catch up (again) but have jumped forward to add my theory about Jack's new persona...
Jack died all her clothes black thinking that she was somehow channelling the spirit of Coco Chanel and her famous little black dress.
Now with all the bright makeup, she is channelling the spirit of Co Co the clown.
Well all Cocos are interchangeable.
As you were...off to catch up again.
Jack died all her clothes black thinking that she was somehow channelling the spirit of Coco Chanel and her famous little black dress.
Now with all the bright makeup, she is channelling the spirit of Co Co the clown.
Well all Cocos are interchangeable.
As you were...off to catch up again.
I just don't buy it.
They wouldn't ransack a bunch of boxes with paperwork in. They grab and go.
I'm not even starting on the leaving a grandparents mementos in a cold, damp shed.
They wouldn't ransack a bunch of boxes with paperwork in. They grab and go.
I'm not even starting on the leaving a grandparents mementos in a cold, damp shed.
Isn’t that where the rabbit lived?
If she’s left paper n boxes in there with the rabbit- they’ve just shat n pee’d all over the stuff.
man’s as horrid as it is, why put such important stuff in a damp garage/shed when you live in a crappy bungalow with 3 bedrooms a huge lounge n dining room??
stupid is as stupid does
We don’t revel in anyone’s misfortune.
Ever.
Ever.
Maybe I’ll resolve to believe more next year - but it’s still 2021 and I don’t believe any of it.
Unpublished recipes is another delay for the next book.
No enjoyment about anyone being burgled, but you could have got insurance after the last time.
Unpublished recipes is another delay for the next book.
No enjoyment about anyone being burgled, but you could have got insurance after the last time.
Maybe the intruders were looking for the mole recipe? Or the leftovers recipes?
As for the burglaries.... when you use you end up dealing with people who might need to burgle to supplement their own habits. Users talk. The community is tight. Images of her house and its expensive contents are everywhere. There's a reason why I never post about my own stuff online.
Also, insurance would cost about as much as her recent haul of hair dye, cuts, pleather shirts, and Halloween crap.
As for the burglaries.... when you use you end up dealing with people who might need to burgle to supplement their own habits. Users talk. The community is tight. Images of her house and its expensive contents are everywhere. There's a reason why I never post about my own stuff online.
Also, insurance would cost about as much as her recent haul of hair dye, cuts, pleather shirts, and Halloween crap.
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