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Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love
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Greek haired person here. Can confirm it’s the same as non-Greek hair and doesn’t require an additional amount of hair dye.
I would have thought being the mother of an 11 year old would be a good enough introduction to adulthood.
but then she doesn’t actually have to work for a living and have any responsibilities
but then she doesn’t actually have to work for a living and have any responsibilities
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She's so angry all of the time, isn't she?
I really think she want's to be compared to Yolandi (No Jack, no)-
That’s horrendous. How did she not get cancelled?
Exactly. Proper insomnia is really tit. It’s not just ‘I had a nap and now I can’t sleep so I’ll get up and piss around doing stuff’. It leaves you a wreck, day and night. It’s miserable. You end up getting very little done as you have to conserve your energy to get through the day.
But I suppose it’s different when you have no real job, no caring responsibilities and think it’s absolutely fine to just go back to bed whenever you want. Must be nice.
Lying is just like breathing for Jack.
It's all just so exhausting.
Am just waiting for the hair salon posting her colour transformation pics
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It's all just so exhausting.
Am just waiting for the hair salon posting her colour transformation pics
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Here’s my Jack musing of the day… how come she hasn’t written an autobiography? Every fucker seems to get asked to do one, she’s undoubtedly had some unusual and interesting life experiences, she considers herself a writer and she loves talking about herself. Could it be, I dunno, FACT CHECKS?
There's no way in hell she would ever be in the same league as Yo-Landi.
If wee Jackie's been up all night, is she going to make it to NYE without crashing?
What? Absolute fury is why she’s taking down the tree? What? What the duck is she angry about now?!
Anyway, her hair looks nice but I’m not buying the “it’s a box dye I did at 3am” tit. My hair is naturally lighter than Jacks and I spend 3-4hrs in the hairdressers…and it ends up nowhere near as light as she’s gone from “a box”
Also, no lip filler…
Anyway, her hair looks nice but I’m not buying the “it’s a box dye I did at 3am” tit. My hair is naturally lighter than Jacks and I spend 3-4hrs in the hairdressers…and it ends up nowhere near as light as she’s gone from “a box”
Also, no lip filler…
Ha! I looked at this chimichurri today, too. Hands mentioned again. Just a reference randomly dropped in so that a newcomer would likely feel quite startled
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I’m just going to sit on my hands as I can’t bring myself to write it.
I reckon jack just has very poor sleep hygiene on account of her Twitter addiction and lack of routine.
As others have pointed out, that's not insomnia.
As others have pointed out, that's not insomnia.
I'm going to defend Jack here, shudder, I have dark, nearly black natural hair, and managed to get it platinum blonde with a home kit, and then a purple wash to get the yellow out. It looked good for all of a week, and then boom, brittle AF hair no matter how much I conditioned and LJC, the roots!!! Ergh.What? Absolute fury is why she’s taking down the tree? What? What the duck is she angry about now?!
Anyway, her hair looks nice but I’m not buying the “it’s a box dye I did at 3am” tit. My hair is naturally lighter than Jacks and I spend 3-4hrs in the hairdressers…and it’s nowhere near as light as she’s gone from “a box”
Also, no lip filler…
It needed a lot of help from the hairdressers to fix it, and it definitely couldn't have been a whim moment, I needed a lot of stuff and prep to do it.
(I did it for a laugh, was fun being blonde, never again though!)
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