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Happy #letdownlarder to you too! This honestly made me laugh out loud.
I really like Vanessa, she’s naturally funny, hardworking and intelligent, and then there’s Jack, who would probably give anything to be on the cover of Women’s Own.
Surely if it’s still snarly you’d ask the crack team who’d spent 168hrs working on it, to explain why it still isn’t working?!She doesn't understand backups, it reads like she only had the one
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And something happened last year, seems odd not to have had fresh backups after this
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omg Anon, did you see the lasagna she made on Daily Kitchen Live?? I’d try and find the link for you, but I fear it might break you even more.I cannot hold this in any longer.
Jack, that is NOT how you make cheese sauce. Sticking random cheeses in a blender then adding a concoction of other random shite isn't how you make cheese sauce.
Holy bleeping tit, she can't cook at all can she?
Jack dearest, have you ever heard of a roux?
I can't cope with her parading herself as a bleeping chef when she can't even make a cheese sauce. I dread to think how she makes macaroni cheese. Please tell me she doesn't just melt cheddar over elbow macaroni or I will simply cry.
I used to sort of like Jack but this has broken me.
No, please don't, I beg you. I don't think I can take it.omg Anon, did you see the lasagna she made on Daily Kitchen Live?? I’d try and find the link for you, but I fear it might break you even more.
Solved it.I dread to think how she makes macaroni cheese.
Guess we now know why Cerys was on the kitten name shortlist a month or two back...
For the love of slop don’t give her ideasI always think of youse as being a New York/Jersey thing! Like 'Youze guys'! #NY Jack haha
that is probably tastier and more reliable than any of the poisoning pixie's recipes.Solved it.
ETA - found a better picture.
But what about sausagne? Worst lasagne adaption ever?omg Anon, did you see the lasagna she made on Daily Kitchen Live?? I’d try and find the link for you, but I fear it might break you even more.
Very interesting take! As an autistic simian I must plead shocking ignorance of any facetune type things, I will absolutely take the same shot ten times to look best but I am completely and utterly baffled by "selfies" on my social media.I see your point, I think it would probably escape discussion here for the most part if that was all she was doing. I suppose it just seems like more excessive lies on top of lies though
I personally never edit an image beyond exposure adjustments etc- it feels to me like projecting an inaccuracy, and I would be really uncomfortable if I was hypothetically someone who was photographed looking so different “in real life”.
However I feel this way because I am transparent and factual about things to the point of hindrance, so would be interested to hear what other neurodiverse posters think on this matter. Funny how her accurate/injustice sensitive ASD brain has dipped out here
Nothing wrong with knowing your angles/posing well and paying attention to lighting and composition, but editing the proportions of your face and body is another thing entirely.
You have a severe case of over simplification. But I'm not obliged to turn up for every argument. Thankyou.I just put butter on them when the cheese is gone. Fancy.
Lols. And that made me think of this
I don't know, the fish finger lasagne on YouTube isthat is probably tastier and more reliable than any of the poisoning pixie's recipes.
But what about sausagne? Worst lasagne adaption ever?
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Cheap sausages, chopped tomatoes straight out of the tin
I'd scrubbed that from my memory, I think you winI don't know, the fish finger lasagne on YouTube is
Same.
The thought of cooking chicken in oily cheesey water is singularly repulsive.
I never think of chicken and cheese as natural bedfellows anyway tbh.
!Jack invented roux!I cannot hold this in any longer.
Jack, that is NOT how you make cheese sauce. Sticking random cheeses in a blender then adding a concoction of other random shite isn't how you make cheese sauce.
Holy bleeping tit, she can't cook at all can she?
Jack dearest, have you ever heard of a roux?
I can't cope with her parading herself as a bleeping chef when she can't even make a cheese sauce. I dread to think how she makes macaroni cheese. Please tell me she doesn't just melt cheddar over elbow macaroni or I will simply cry.
I used to sort of like Jack but this has broken me.