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Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love
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It never really dissolves, it just “roams” hence the lumpy melted wax look. Loads of Botox is kinder, you just get super taut, filler looks like melting. #hoteshackYikes, her filler has gone lumpyTime to get them dissolved and start again!
Rhyming slang? Teaspoons in the kitchen sink = stink?
Why is she such bad vibes, man? I guess this was meant to be a stab at a whimsical tweet about how times change but instead she's managed to come out all defensive and as though she's mad at her son because he's going out and she isn't but she's FINE WITH THAT AND NOT RESENTFUL AT ALL.
I'm hearing 'teaspoons in the kitchen sink' to the tune of 'mirrors on the ceiling' from Hotel California.
I wonder if she'll tweet all night long.
She’s just letting everyone know what she’s not got plans and angling for someone to invite her to spend NYE with them.
duck me, she is in NO position to offer advice for people with swallowing difficulties. It's far more complex than 'purees' even though she is experienced at producing them, albeit accidentally.
Advice from people who are not qualified in this field can be actively dangerous.
Advice from people who are not qualified in this field can be actively dangerous.
Let's face it, most people are going to have a much quieter NYE than usual. She's hardly unique. Would imagine it hasn't crossed many of her followers' minds to go to a party.
There’s a new hashtag in town, just in time for Christmas! #jackschristmaslarder
Christ! I made this in the dark last night - what the hell is that stuff, Terry looks like he's had a tit and sat in it! Did not notice that, I wondered what everyone was on about
Oh, do duck off JACK.
You are the one posting all this guff. If you didn't post it, we couldn't comment on it.
PS how about just using your public socials for professional purposes? Use your personal ones for chatting tit.
This is my favourite tweet of hers ever.
Oh for crying out loud, she's PERSONALLY trolling me now 
Crimes against cheese.
i have read this twice over and i still don’t understand what this recipe is
Yes I'm sure less confident cooks will be able to follow this ludicrously overcomplicated 'recipe' for cheese sauce nae bother 
Still not cooking that flour. 
a) Jack has never listened to Classical FM in her life, she can duck right off with that.
b) I genuinely don't know anyone over the age of 21 who's interested in a big nightclub situation on Hogmanay. My kids have always done small dinners with friends/board game nights.
c) That cheese concoction is a monstrosity. She's supposed to be a cook! Teach people how to make a proper roux, you total whelk. Or, indeed, learn how to make one, because I'm doubting her ability to even do something as simple as that.
Butter + flour, then milk, then cheese. Takes 7 mins tops.
b) I genuinely don't know anyone over the age of 21 who's interested in a big nightclub situation on Hogmanay. My kids have always done small dinners with friends/board game nights.
c) That cheese concoction is a monstrosity. She's supposed to be a cook! Teach people how to make a proper roux, you total whelk. Or, indeed, learn how to make one, because I'm doubting her ability to even do something as simple as that.
Butter + flour, then milk, then cheese. Takes 7 mins tops.
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