Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[HotesTilaire]

Curry warmth from yer spices, sweetness of fruit from the tinned peach, and a sharp, acidic tang from the sick in my mouth.

Greggggg would make it to the bathroom quicker than everyone else

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Audi is number 8.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Off topic chat goes under spoilers otherwise it fills the thread. There’s also a chat thread (Food and Drink)

Thanks I didnt know that. still quite noob here

 

[Captainmouse]

She’s heteronormative round the edges

She’s well flaky round the edges

 

[Lanie]

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I honestly thought at first she had posted that today. I was like fuck is she a ninny cross with Ninnies because we said she didn't batch cook it.

Also just wanted to add my last post was from the meme thread. I don't want to take credit for someone else's work.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Brilliant, just brilliant.

 

[Captainmouse]

Bad food for makes you depressed days

FTFY

 

[HotesTilaire]

My mum bought the boys Santa stop here things for our windows with their names on it. I put them up but with their names facing inwards and theon Christmas Eve I put them on the kitchen window which is nowhere near anything public until they go to bed then it is removed. No way would I let people in public around my house know what my children's names are.

Wasn't she burgled a week or so a go. I would be putting nothing personal about me anywhere public after that.

She's so reckless.full of shitand inconsistent with her lies

FTFY!
You’re welcome

 

[Captainmouse]

Is she actually going to send the fucking leaf picture if people buy it for christmas presents??

Absolutely! (Not)

 

[L3moning]

I hope when they were sat in Wetherspoons elevenerifing each other on ridiculous names for their child, someone on mumsnet wrote a post about white trash shouldn’t breed

As I've said before, no name is ridiculous compared to Elon Musk's son(?)¹ and Nick Cannon's daughter.

¹I legitimately can't remember, and the name doesn't help lol

 

[Flash123]

I think she should call her new pet 'Companies' House as a regular reminder to complete her tax returns.

And I’m just on my grunk and you beat me to it!

 

[Adayinthelife]

Hahahahaha
Are all the Fraus watching Masterchef right now?

 

[Lanie]

Why does her cat have a middle name?

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

What the fuck is she up to?

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Here's an overhead view, check out those lentil sprinkles!
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Look like green snot has been artistically strewn (mom word) across the top

 

[Captainmouse]

Eeuuwww awful. It looks like something from a slaughterhouse or crime scene
No idea what the two circular things are. Thankfully.

Ashtrays?

 

[Django]

Where is the Sloppies thread please,?

 

[Ninch55]

christ almighty why have you done this Sidey?

It’s an improvement,imho.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

same, although i now get overly invested in the jack grealish threads on tattle. nearly 30, this is my life now.
(there was an incredible in thread chaos - would recommend reading the last 15 or so pages of the last thread if anyone is bored and seeking chaos)

Omg I just went for a nosey I got excited for you all . Hope the girl that sent pictures is okay though that person whose account it is seems a bit sketchy . Keep safe Grealish Gang.

 

[L3moning]

I loved my cat, but we only used a surname when he went to the vets and I have NEVER heard of anyone giving a pet a middle name.

Sometimes she is really confusing.

I've heard of it, but it's a bit daft.