Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment

[HotesTilaire]

It feels weird and a bit performative considering she’s third generation and he’d be forth & they seemingly don’t engage with that culture / side of the family in any way (else lord we’d be hearing about it). Idk doesn’t sit right, feels a bit culture vulture-y? :/

He would just be called Leo though. Not like he’s being called Amathus or Manolis

 

[Falkor]

Vlad, don't give her ideas, please...

 

[Boyo]

I loved my cat, but we only used a surname when he went to the vets and I have NEVER heard of anyone giving a pet a middle name.

Sometimes she is really confusing.

FTFY

 

[Eurgh]

I didn’t read the pdf, did she admit to the sideboards?

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

She’s heteronormative round the edges

Heteronormative like a stick of Blackpool rock...

 

[Lanie]

She called that 'telly make up' but it looks like quite a bit of blurring/smoothing has been used. Soft focus face, sharp focus jumper.

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She looks like she's nicked Barbie's makeup. Is there a filter on those phones for Barbie? Genuine question?

It's a bit heavy on the old rouge.

 

[appleskin]

She called that 'telly make up' but it looks like quite a bit of blurring/smoothing has been used. Soft focus face, sharp focus jumper.

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The the over blurring and slightly opened mouth, all I can see is a sex doll (sorry)

 

[Cariad]

Hahahahaha
Are all the Fraus watching Masterchef right now?

Came on to ask exactly the same....and not a tinned sardine in sight

 

[Ninch55]

Oh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.

Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before

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What’s going on with her earlobe?

 

[Lanie]

I am and ninnies!! From twitter.

Fingers crossed for her. I might get my wish too see her and Monica become the cheeky duo.

 

[Suffolkmum]

That Groucho image is making me and !!!

Im not very active these days but I’m always watching (just like jack ) - I’m BUSY.

Here's some Jacks having a nice time at the Groucho Club.

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Absobloodylutely wonderful.

 

[BashmentLady]

Canal?

Cruelty.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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No, it isn't very photogenic. Unless it is rate my plate, why the fuck upload a picture of it -

 

[MancBee]

Another contender for the Most Pointless Fucking Lie award, that is clearly coriander!

Hhnnnngg

I thought it might be flat leaved parsley, but zooming right in it is definitely coriander.

 

[Boyo]

it was in her motivational mama phase, that lasted, ooh, about an hour!

But the motivational snippets seemed to always not quite hit the mark. Kinda “In a world where you can be kind, just be”

 

[Lanie]

As a hetero woman I don't think her pups are not bad for her age and being a mom, however I do think the mag could have given her a little boost.

Well I would want one if it was me.

 

[GoLando]

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The sheer pretentiousness. Goes well with the povvo aesthetic.

 

[Lanie]

I think Sara was told to write that.

Maybe Jack has recordings of The Girlie Show and Jack is threatening to upload them unless Sara complies to her instructions.

Perhaps diva luvvies had a word in Sara's shell like.

Come love us girlies gotta stick together.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

it was in her motivational mama phase, that lasted, ooh, about an hour!

If anyone has a link to the thread….

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Tbf I agree, I would pay good money to see Greg Wallace sample the peach curry!

Really? Would you? Gregg?


Marcus, Monica, Michel, deffo.