Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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I've seen him and a few others doing it and doing it far better than Jack could dream of tbh. That guy comes across so genuine, something Jack can only dream of. Really surprised she hasn't popped up on TikTok yet have to say, there is money to be made. I doubt she'd get the following on there though given that her squigs are made up of middle aged, middle class luvvies
 
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[actual screenshot of Hote's post before she did a sneaky Edit]


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Did you have to ensure that you cooked one more than half the packet?




Sorry. I know Auto did that for Quorn.



I'll get me coat.
This is your fault @Captainmouse are you two in league together?

I actually couldn’t be bothered to post the emoji gives me the rage
I can change my posts as often as Mack Jonroe changes her face
 
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1. I LOVE it when @MancBee swears.

2. Cherie Blair worked her arse off and grew up very poor. She's no Jack.
 
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Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.
 
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So do I, I wrote “ou” when I meant “our”!




Jack’s freakiest photoshop-eye-fail ever has to be when she somehow had two pupils in one eye.
And then she swiftly deleted it, apparently having noticed the photoshop fail, only to repost it with the extra pupil migrated to the other eye.
 
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Sorry to interrupt, but I just found live evidence of her contribution to labour conference 2021.
I’ve just tried pinching my nose to see if I can get the same tone of voice as Jack, but nope. She sounds like she has a cork stuck up her arse that’s dying to be pushed out to release the pressure.
 
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Whats that weird blackish semi circle thing in the middle? Is it a toenail?


Why i sob, Russell Hobb?
Why i wail, inexplicable toe nail ?
Celtic keening, tinned sardining .......
Howl and claw at grubby floor !!!!!!
Russell Hobb, why? I SOB #

Dear Clothy-JCow that pushed me over the edge and inspired traumatised poetry during a FUGUE state
 
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brava
Such talent in the cabal
 
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She couldn't do anything like this because of her total charisma bypass. What she has is actually worse than lack of charisma - I mean, it's not just a LACK of charisma, it's charisma's mirror opposite. Plus the fact that doing a simple fish and chip supper is completely beyond her capabilities. Despite the fact that writing cook books is how she's meant to make her living. HER ENTIRE CAREER IS BAFFLING!
 
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