Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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HotesTilaire

But she looked like a young person dressed like a middle aged Cherie Blair years ago! Katch’s bloke got her the mask!
 
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Flash123

Going to throw in my thread title nomination-

has Jack monroe, director of on a bootstrap LTD paid her tax bill to HMRC yet?
 
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BeautifulTrauma

Random, but has anyone ever seen Dinner with Jon on TikTok? Just a normal guy who makes videos to try and brighten someone’s day cooking food and talking to the camera like he’s talking to a person. Example below.



Why isn’t Jack even doing this sort of basic engagement, TikTok could be wonderful (or sickening if it’s prune pooh cake) for Jack to make short videos showcasing her food and how she prepares, you can even slice the videos to cut out the mundane chopping and peeling. Well, we know why it’s because she’s a lazy arsehole, but it’s a shame as she could actually do so so much better. Even Jon, with zero social media or tv production knowledge can do it. Just shows how she wants everything handed to her on a plate!
 
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HotesTilaire

Crazy because the one simple thing she could do, but doesn’t, is get threaded on the reg. In aparthotel she got her eyebrows did and it looked brilliant.

I had quorn fishfinger sandwich and chips for tea
 
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Emmapism

My manifesting worked and I had my fish cake. Your dreams can come true!
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

HotesTilaire said:
Crazy because the one simple thing she could do, but doesn’t, is get threaded on the reg. In aparthotel she got her eyebrows did and it looked brilliant.


I had quorn fishfinger sandwich and chips for tea
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[actual screenshot of Hote's post before she did a sneaky Edit]




Did you have to ensure that you cooked one more than half the packet?




Sorry. I know Auto did that for Quorn.



I'll get me coat.
 
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EllaEm87

I love Dinner with Jon! He deserves aaaaall the things Jack has.
 
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Wooh

Not to forget boiling tinned chickpeas for an additional 10 minutes to remove toxins!
 
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Cookiecookie

Those pictures are odd. She goes from looking like she's sniffed a fart to Mr Burns just like that. Professional models don't have as many faces as Jack! It's genuinely weird how many she's been through.

Jack, you need to stop lying to yourself, your multiple therapists, and your gullible squigs, and truthfully accept the help available to you. You are still very clearly not right, and, if you let it, therapy and AA will help you. You just need to start being honest for once in your bloody life.
 
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Thank(space)you

I'm in need of some cheering up so I'm pleased I've got 22 pages to grunk.

One of my new favourite pastimes is horrifying my friend and/or my child with Jack's food pics/recipes. My friend can't believe this is Jack's actual full time job. My child (5) often says "eeww" "why does she like that?!" and my personal favourite "that's crazy"
 
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