MancBee
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If that's the sort of food Jack serves up to someone she adores, I dread to think what she would serve up to someone she couldn't care less about.
If that's the sort of food Jack serves up to someone she adores, I dread to think what she would serve up to someone she couldn't care less about.
She never seems to have a fridge full of things ready to be made does she? It’s always a scrap of this and a husk of that.
She also never seems to cook with fresh veg. It's always a solitary, manky withered leek/carrot/potato etc that she's found in the fridge and turned into dinner.She never seems to have a fridge full of things ready to be made does she? It’s always a scrap of this and a husk of that.
Jackie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Jackie?Jack is just a food criminal but thank you for your effort to prove it. How she’s got away with it for so long is beyond belief.
An aside, I had a look for @GrunkaLunka earlier and saw the thread title Bum MInts
I reckon she's made one of these and chucked a packet of nuts on top.It's still not coming out #traybaketruther #neverinamillionyears
Because it's still stuck to the dining room wall.Why isn’t it available for pre-order?
Rumour has it Hotes Oats have created their own ecosystem in the local landfill and are plotting to slowly but surely take over the universeCan we have a category in The Sloppies for the best/worst cable recreation of Jack's recipes? Orphy B's sweaty slow cooker bread and @Fruitjack's hairy jackfruit patties still haunt me but I think without even seeing it I can declare @BeautifulTrauma's attempt will be a real contender.
This is a thread title nominationShame she can't photoshop her personality.
Hon, they not her lips, she’s cut them out from someone else’s face and stuck them on, Mr Potato Head style.Maybe her Diva payment cleared so she treated herself to some new lips, coz they be looking freshly plumped.
Food might be her 'love language' but she is a very very poor cook. She has no concept of even the basics in terms of technique or taste. I wouldn't trust her to cook an onion properly.Jack: “Food is my love language*”
*except when I refuse to make roast potatoes on CHRISTMAS DAY, instead serving grey carrots and sprouts from the slow cooker and SmartPrice Yorkshire puddings from the freezer.
Seriously, she needs to admit that food isn’t her love language, it’s a mechanism to control, manipulate and punish people around her. I don’t know how she’s come out of this huge stint in therapy with this commitment to self-care through food without a therapist actually questioning why a person with a clearly disordered relationship with food is clinging onto a career in it without any evident enthusiasm other than for the social media engagement that food in particular garners. Like, these therapists have just not done a good job, sorry.
Step by step Saturday night chaosSo right now, we have the cooking oil, sugar and prunes (which I’ve destoned myself) and that beautiful syrupy prune juice to go over the top.
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