Jack Monroe #211 Undercover Tory

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Share a pint?

As in drinking alcohol?
It’s making me wonder…. There was an episode of DKL where Matt is discussing drinks and Jack mentions not drinking and there is a bit of tension….. speculation, your honour.

And just to be clear I am not suggesting she is an alcoholic but maybe telling untruths and enjoys a drink socially but actually is painting a different picture….. pure speculation…..
 
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STOP THE PRESSES.

Has she finally realised that thank you is two separate words? Is my campaign finally over? Can Slopbot and I roll off into the sunset to start a well-earned retirement?

No. Sadly not. She's permeated all my mendacity zones. Send fuckos, for I have no more to give.
 
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Like at the height of the ouchy mouth saga when she blended a sandwich...or cut it into 20 tiny pieces, I can't really remember.
Omg yes I remember she did something bizarre, it was probably 19p loaf of white bread slices with 4 8p tinned hotdogs and a 35p slice of Mel Donte peach, in a sandwich, blended 🤣 should I copyright that recipe
 
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Imagine trying to get Posh to eat some slimy slow cooker bread!!!

And Jack would just have to try that weird leg pose on the sofa.
 
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I'm cringing myself visible abs thinking about Jack telling Victoria that she's something of a singer herself and then bursting into a tremulous honking rendition of Landslide which segues into Celine Dion before thanking her for listening to it all the way through even though it wasn't very good 👉👈🥺
 
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Ahaha Thank space you! Not wanting to 🔺myself but I have a maine coon x bengal cat as well, very cute 😻
TL;DR Jack has been mostly away from social media, stopping by to drop breadcrumbs about “recovery” and “treatment” recently coming back mainly to Insta and now with conference season is back to prove she has not changed one iota.
 
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I'm cringing myself visible abs thinking about Jack telling Victoria that she's something of a singer herself and then bursting into a tremulous honking rendition of Landslide which segues into Celine Dion before thanking her for listening to it all the way through even though it wasn't very good 👉👈🥺
That tune would punish her.
 
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Who/whats nanette?
It’s a comedy show by Hannah Gadsby
Where she comes to the conclusion that it’s destructive to mine your own trauma (for laughs in her case) and vows to stop doing so
available on Netflix I believe
 
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TL;DR Jack has been mostly away from social media, stopping by to drop breadcrumbs about “recovery” and “treatment” recently coming back mainly to Insta and now with conference season is back to prove she has not changed one iota.
Not missed much then! I was hoping she might have made a reappearance on the forum, what ever happened to the bungalow, did she have to move out?
 
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Not missed much then! I was hoping she might have made a reappearance on the forum, what ever happened to the bungalow, did she have to move out?
Do you remember the piece of paper where kachoochoo wrote “who bleeping knows” well....
 
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Not missed much then! I was hoping she might have made a reappearance on the forum, what ever happened to the bungalow, did she have to move out?
We thought she moved out, she lived in a hotel for weeks, but she seems to be back now after clearing out a room and sorting the garden out. Cue the 'who bleeping knows'

Edit; Ahhhh twinning with Hotes!!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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