Jack Monroe #209 Jack Monroe is late to conference

[Captainmouse]

Jack was 10 years old when Opal Fruits became Stardust.

Stardust?

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I hope Jack is not getting paid for this non-appearance at Conference. I can't imagine that a charity would pay panelists anything more than expenses, but you never know...

 

[Traazers]

View attachment 783024I’m overly invested in this!

It’s actually only 13 minutes; shes meant to be at the old ship hotel.
although she may well have made the same mistake and assumed she was up on the main big at the Brighton centre with her comrade kier starmer so is there atm kicking off

Also, she follows the live tweeting squig

 

[Orphan_Black]

It’s actually only 13 minutes; shes meant to be at the old ship hotel.
although she may well have made the same mistake and assumed she was up on the main big at the Brighton centre with her comrade kier starmer so is there atm kicking off

She's probably in Bournemouth, seaside resorts are interchangeable like herbs.

 

[Lanie]

But, but, but!!!! She doesn't eat sugar!!!!

Perhaps she means by spoon, ffs love. I know trains is trains but just call in late love. I would and go eat your opal fruits

 

[Django]

These are the updates I need. A mere 8 hours ago I didn't even know who he was.

I'm actually crying with laugher.

Babe, same.
I now know he's Gaz too!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Theyre everywhere. They've been everywhere for a while.

 

[blurstoftimes]

It’s actually only 13 minutes; shes meant to be at the old ship hotel.
although she may well have made the same mistake and assumed she was up on the main big at the Brighton centre with her comrade kier starmer so is there atm kicking off

Also, she follows the live tweeting squig

The Old Ship hotel always has tragically bad singers performing on the terrace - perhaps Jack got distracted on her way and is currently belting out Lulu's greatest hits for middled aged tourists already pissed on cheap wine??

(also woohoo fellow brighton frau!)

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

Welfare check on Jack Monroe, please.

At 12.01 she tweeted 'Bloody loved Toffos'. No life sign from here since. A half-empty room of comrades is waiting.

 

[Traazers]

The Old Ship hotel always has tragically bad singers performing on the terrace - perhaps Jack got distracted on her way and is currently belting out Lulu's greatest hits for middled aged tourists already pissed on cheap wine??

(also woohoo fellow brighton frau!)

She’s probably actually looking for us instead

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Just seen the updated thread title. Well played @Pocahontas

 

[Fruitjack]

She's THERE!! And is speaking!!!

 

[kachoochoo]

she's made it!!!

 

[Traazers]

SHES MADE IT

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

She has arrived!

Wearing a grey top and a man bun???

 

[AlphaBetaDeux]

@Pocahontas you absolute legend!

 

[Fruitjack]

She's in a pic but I can't zoom in enough to see her. I thought she had a bun but I think it's a bit of window

 

[Lanie]

She's in a pic but I can't zoom in enough to see her. I thought she had a bun but I think it's a bit of window

Curious hair style choice, yes stylist i will have the window cut. Not to heavy on the sides please.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She's probably in Bournemouth, seaside resorts are interchangeable like herbs.

Laughing my head off here.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

What a stupid bleeping bleep she is. She has tweeted for all to see that she is late to an apparently vital conference because she is buying overpriced, nutritionally void sweets. Some anti poverty food campaigner she is! She does a great job at showing herself up. She is lucky this is the UK, in other countries it is very bad form to be late for anything and in fact you are expected to be five minutes early.