Repost this in twenty pages time so I can nominate it for a thread title!
Jack Monroe #209 Jack Monroe is late to conference
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Can anyone see or hear what's going on? Is there a stream anywhere?
It's just I've visualised todays outfit and have bet myself a packet of hula hoops that it's right.
I’m on a grunk so don’t know if Jack made it on time but I’m getting quite stressed that the train was delayed and she might be late. I’d have already been there, having a coffee somewhere just so I could relax. Yea I am a bleeping nightmare for getting places a little early. Jack’s ambivalence towards getting to places on time give me the fear.
Cooey @kachoochoo 'A few announcements'
I think she's late 
She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
I arrived at my first COVID vaccine appointment a full hour early 
I have anxiety about missing things and being late (childhood memories of things not going quite to plan and it being TERRIBLE) that means I often arrive far too early and have to sit around.
I have anxiety about missing things and being late (childhood memories of things not going quite to plan and it being TERRIBLE) that means I often arrive far too early and have to sit around.
Ooh outfit guessing could be fun. I'm expecting something like that bizarre dress/blouse/hideous trainers combo.
Also not a clue on the stream, I got heavily distracted browsing the endless list of fringe speakers and then remembering how much I fancy David Milliband, despite it being his brother who's doing a book signing today
LJC what a bleeping nightmare she is.I think she's late
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She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
Absolutely lmfao, she's consistent I guessI think she's late
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She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
Better to sit around than have that EMPTY CHAIR.I arrived at my first COVID vaccine appointment a full hour early
I have anxiety about missing things and being late (childhood memories of things not going quite to plan and it being TERRIBLE) that means I often arrive far too early and have to sit around.
omg this is the funniest thing i've ever seenI think she's late
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She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
This is so embarrassing. Anyone could get caught up by a delay, but this is a pattern of behaviour where no contingency is built in for making anything on time, ever.I think she's late
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She literally cannot be on time for anything. I'm mortified for her.
Wee hint for you Jack, it’s not cute/charming, and it’s really unprofessional.
petition to edit thread title to reflect the reality! @Pocahontas?
i wish that photo could be the thread title
My physical presence in in zoom and team meetings (unfortunately my so called employers seem to expect it) but my heart and head are at Conference
I've got half an hour before I really need to go to bed. I'm waiting up for her.
Does Jack need us to photoshop her into that post?
duck me, I'm hooting and fizzing at this. bleeping hell, Jack, you are useless! Wow!
duck me, I'm hooting and fizzing at this. bleeping hell, Jack, you are useless! Wow!
Anyone want to start a wager on the chaos that prevented Jack arriving at conference on time?
Train chaos, member of the public kicked in the shins
Breakfast chaos, slow cooked porridge oats became sentient
Jack chaos, blames 'concerns about personal safety' when she really slept through her alarm
Train chaos, member of the public kicked in the shins
Breakfast chaos, slow cooked porridge oats became sentient
Jack chaos, blames 'concerns about personal safety' when she really slept through her alarm
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