traumatised sideboard
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I do not feel remotely bad for Jack. The kitten for me was the Rubicon. The figurative river, that is. Not the #1 mango brand in the UK as listed under Brand Facts on the website. I love brand facts.
I think one of my proudest moments on these threads was triangulating her Parmentier potatoes as Waitrose ones. Good times indeedAh, Jack and her ready meals. One of my favourite moments was noticing that a “homemade” fish pie for SB had neatly piped mashed potato on top, and someone else quickly triangulated that it was a Youngs ready meal neatly decanted into a ceramic dish. Good times.
Oh god, the flashbacks I have to when I actually attempted this..Oh or the rotting salad bag “pesto”.
Why does all of her food have to be slimy? I just don’t understand it.
I feel so sorry for the dad, he’s probably her second saddest of all the victims? It’s bad enough she monetises SB’s trauma (even if the initial trauma is fabricated, she’s traumatising him by making this public domain with totally unboundaried detail) it makes the dad look like a total piece of shit. All acquaintances would assume he’d just fucked off, even good mates would have to check in on wtf is going on when she’s in the national press making out like she sold 20p plastic dinosaurs for jam? And look how quick she is to threaten anyone with a lawyer, I feel so sorry for him tbh.yeah, you're spot on. I always assumed she was estranged from her family and SB's dad, but nope. as I've said before, it was the "thank you letter to my son's father" in the guardian in December 19 that made me question her (not linking as there's an unedited pic of SB)
Wasn’t there a picture of a fireplace filled with lots of posh teabags?
There was also a time she made some tea/lemonade concoctions that left a lot to be desired.
Obviously this means she is more than qualified to judge tea.
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