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Try explaining to a gruff Scottish sheep farmer why you have a ewe called Frau Vivienne Squiggle...We were there yesterday. Had to explain to the fella why I wanted to stop and take a photo of Five Guys without sounding like a fruit loop.
Not entirely convinced I managed it tbh
It is what Viv would have wanted.
Also, I think news of Jack's co-aberration with Del Monte has reached the Italians. God help them if they learn about her Dairylea-inspired Cacio e Pepe.
I dont think she has been sectioned, but something serious has happened.
Her behaviour was up and down. I think someone with power has had a serious( with consequences) words and she is toeing a very fine line.
Her behaviour was up and down. I think someone with power has had a serious( with consequences) words and she is toeing a very fine line.
uh oh, a sqiug's alerted her to the times quiz
also, as I was scrolling through her mentions I realised that I still don't understand how a gusset tuck and roll works. is she like, tucking the gusset up towards the waistband and rolling the whole thing up or? I dunno. I'm a slattern and I just stick them in the drawer, untucked and unrolled. also, I've only really heard "tuck and roll" in movies as an exit from a moving car.
i'm giving this whole thing entirely too much thought, aren't I?
also, as I was scrolling through her mentions I realised that I still don't understand how a gusset tuck and roll works. is she like, tucking the gusset up towards the waistband and rolling the whole thing up or? I dunno. I'm a slattern and I just stick them in the drawer, untucked and unrolled. also, I've only really heard "tuck and roll" in movies as an exit from a moving car.
i'm giving this whole thing entirely too much thought, aren't I?
And yet again a quick google shows this is years old. Even mumsnet had a version from at least 2014
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Oh no. She’s back.
crunchy nut cornflakes? when I was growing up, they were considered FANCY
I try and not think of Jack and gussets, makes me think of the unruly labia allegedly stuffed into 3 pairs of pants, and my mind draws comparisons with Dumbo trying to disguise his ears
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The Nisa local returns!
Well, the moon did warn it was the darkest point of it's cycle. Has Jack done a 180 and flipped to New Moon chaos now..?
anyway, I've just texted my dad to add cornflake chicken to the list!
Lucky you didn’t choose tomorrow
I’m not a violent person but every time Jack mentions “ADHD puppy brain” I feel the need to commit physical assault
*hyperbolic joke not a threat your honour but seriously, Jack, you sad little bastard who’s already bedded down for the night at 7pm on a Saturday: stop infantilising people who aren’t neurotypical and making it seem like it’s a romp in the park with added ephredrine.
*hyperbolic joke not a threat your honour but seriously, Jack, you sad little bastard who’s already bedded down for the night at 7pm on a Saturday: stop infantilising people who aren’t neurotypical and making it seem like it’s a romp in the park with added ephredrine.
I wonder whose recipe she's testing.
ETA I've missed so much.. the singalong, @MancBee
...E again TA That reminds me. I still have the cornflake ice cream in the freezer! Shame on me. Will chisel it out.
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