Oh nobody would DARE!
Me too. The thought of Jack actually repping Cath Kidston is killing me. It's nice stuff for its demographic but it's not Pretty Woman-level.Omg your avatar!!
I genuinely thought “bitch please, this bag is Cath Kidston“ had been made up by the cabal.
I didn’t think you were but I read it as you were telling MB to cut to the chase!shooketh, as if?
mackie is a PITA of course
Relieved I wasn’t the only one to think of Jackie’s disastrous make up when watching Sophie’s masterclass on black eyes! But alas, like everything in their life if Jack (could be bothered) put in any effort it wouldn’t come off halfI am watching Glow Up final on catchup. Sophie is doing a special effects black eye for her online masterclass.
Perhaps she could give Jack a few tips on how to make it look realistic.
I think Jack was between wealthy girlfriends at the time so needed another source of income.I think Fack assumed this single mum drinking during the day with small kids, who interrupted Fack doing some single mum drinking in the day, stole the wallet but on return Fack forgot it and it was behind the bar? Gonna have to find the mumsnet
Found it!
Worse than I remembered, there was £2,200 at stake!!! Practically a mumsnet begging thread. August 16, what was going on around that time?
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Apparently she was only dogsitting (I think there may be Insta posts about it). I think even that is an exaggeration TBH - dogsitting while moving house? Ok then.It’s so funny the way she adds and adds and adds to stories and every detail makes it less plausible than before.
The absolute vitriol suggested by putting “woman” in inverted commas because clearly Jack sees young working class mothers as sub-human and then going back on a rare proofread like “ooh, better say it’s because she was so young”. We see you, Jack Thatcher.
What happened to this (pedigree, obviously) dog that she had? Yet another animal she neglected and then quietly gave away, no doubt.
This must be the title of Slopbot’s album if Slopburbia doesn’t fly!Grandiosity. Confabulation.
Thank the LJC, we’d never be able to triagulate it with just happy little sounds anyway.Apparently she was only dogsitting (I think there may be Insta posts about it). I think even that is an exaggeration TBH - dogsitting while moving house? Ok then.
Busy day, @colouredlines? Looks like it might be an official Royal Mail carrier one as well.
Thank you for your service, little one.
I actually think she does a lot of the time, which is kind of tragic. Not all of them, but the ones where you can tell it’s kind of rooted in truth just exaggerated beyond acceptable standards.Do you think she believes the shit she writes?
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