Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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WHERE'S THE bleeping MOLE, JACK?!
Can’t see either ham or split peas. I reckon plate of sloppy mush
Oh hun it’s summer, treat yourself to a nice crisp solid. Imagine how heavenly biting into a raw carrot would be!
woo-hoo! nascent slop brewing!
The mention of the hammock is just for us.
also, jackfruit would not work in any way instead of the ham in that recipe.The ham with split peas is there to provide a salty fatty element. The jackfruit would dissolve and be deeply unpleasant. .
also, jackfruit would not work in any way instead of the ham in that recipe.The ham with split peas is there to provide a salty fatty element. The jackfruit would dissolve and be deeply unpleasant. .
“Nice crisp solid” for next thread title
I wonder if she’s using cheap wet ham or 90% vegan bodybuilding pescatarian ham.
Seriously! 'Ah, it's a lovely summer's day, perfect for root vegetables done in a slow cooker' said nobody, ever
Ergh it’s hot here in Southend. Just the thought of a casserole is making me sweat 
I see carrots, celery, onions, what’s the other stuff?
Sorry to be that person. But where do we stand with the 90% vegan thing at the moment? Thought she only ate fish?
It's gonna end up being like the granola saga
Still waiting for that 'paella' she made everyone send her their email address for.
It was Sunday last week Jack made an appearance. This may be a weekly thing.
To paraphrase the Bangles, it's just another manic Sunday, woah woah, 'cause that's the cabal's funday, woah woah, we don't have to run day, woah woah.
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Waiting for that joyous moment of alchemy when it goes brown 🤎
Wow. There’s lots of bright colours. It’s not slop. There’s not even any screaming faces in there. Well done?
Looks like swede. It is one of those ready cut up bags of veg from Asda. https://groceries.asda.com/product/prepared-roasting-veg/asda-vegetable-soup-mix/910001595559
She has used it before and pretended she has cut it all up herself. She is a compulsive liar.
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It’s all the shite she’s scraped out from under her nails
#sorrynotsorry
Mmm, there's nothing like lying in a hammock with a cold drink on a hot day, then heading indoors for the... slow 
cooked slop
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