It’s soooo beigeI ATE (SOME) OF THE BREAD
Like @PoorPatrol experienced with the Scuffins, it was both burnt and strangely undercooked all in one bite. No flavour at all. The texture of a wet sponge, and even with that sliminess it was a bastard to swallow.
Do not recommend.
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She mashes the butter into the green tea and icing sugar? If it goes ‘breadcrumby’, add a splash of milk to smooth it out? No wonder it looks so rancid. Plus, icing ... on a brownie?One for the history books, frauen. I believe this is the first recipe Jack ever posted online. It looks... ...good? Well, not the worst anyway!
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But that’s not a saucer and childs knife, that looks suspiciously like butter, anndd, your hands are far too clean!
Would you like your pizza on thin and crispy, deep pan, stuffed crust, or slime-leaking slop?#vlad #dough View attachment 570520
Unfortunately for Jack this appropriately named book title to represent her baking talents is already taken
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They look so good! Lovely colour, nice and slightly crispy. Direct opposite of what I thinkI have had some connectivity issues and could only read the last few days on my phone (which I purposely have not logged in with, as I would never get off this site if I did) and I can’t go back and like everything but I want to thank you all for my chuckles! It’s a challenging time at the moment and the laughs I have had have been such a tonic. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart.
Back to Jack - I once tried the vegan crumpet and (sadly no pics) was disappointed. Here, you cannot buy crumpets for love nor money, so I have made some this week. Not Jacks recipe, mind you...Did take two tries to get them right (too much batter in the rings, the first time) but the Warburton recipe is the bollocks. The big reveal? They are naturally vegan if you grease the rings with non dairy fat. I am embarrassed that I did not know that already!
PS - not 100% vegan but moving in that direction! Still have eggs (from a farm down the road where I can see the chickens every day, pecking and mooching around!) and some occasional cheese.
Your hand is too clean and the skin appears to fit on it properly.
Is that fat?Found this.... Apparently she has a house rule that they don't waste food.
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Whatever it was, she nearly vomited it back up in the final second.Is that fat?
is that her lard gravy?Found this.... Apparently she has a house rule that they don't waste food.
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