Jack Monroe #189 Food Crime Pie

[Billybellend]

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Oh, that's not really a thing anymore. Some of us are careful with pronouns, others not because Jack keeps changing them.

Oh tit - I’m usually really aware of pronouns, and have just twigged Jack’s preferred is ‘them/they’. Sincere apologies to anyone I may have offended x

Yes! I would love it if Darren from Debenhams paid a visit to the threads.
This part is amazing. While working on the cheese and ham counter she learned a lot about.... cheese and ham.

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Ok, one of the jobs I had as a young lad was on the deli counter of our local supermarket, and I can assure you that I was never trained in how meat was cured, nor of the finer differential points of cheeses...it was more about upselling the stuff we had loads of and was on offer, and learning how not to lose digits in the meat slicer

 

[Veronicaaa]

Thread title: "what I do actually publish being a bag of impulsive trash a lot of the time"

Just "a bag of impulsive trash" should do it.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

@Billybellend Don't feel bad! I felt awful, really upset at myself for not using preferred pronouns, I try to do the right thing by people.
Then Jack went and changed them on the bio.

Then changed them back again.
I felt as though Jack was manipulating people by changing the goal posts, so to speak. Now I don't care if I slip up and write she or her. I tried, we all respectfully used the pronouns only for Jack to change her mind.

Please don't let Jack's games make you feel bad.

 

[Billybellend]

@Billybellend Don't feel bad! I felt awful, really upset at myself for not using preferred pronouns, I try to do the right thing by people.
Then Jack went and changed them on the bio.

Then changed them back again.
I felt as though Jack was manipulating people by changing the goal posts, so to speak. Now I don't care if I slip up and write she or her. I tried, we all respectfully used the pronouns only for Jack to change her mind.

Please don't let Jack's games make you feel bad.

Thank you...I like to refer to people however they choose to identify themselves, just as you do; I just got confused x

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Oh tit - I’m usually really aware of pronouns, and have just twigged Jack’s preferred is ‘them/they’. Sincere apologies to anyone I may have offended x


Ok, one of the jobs I had as a young lad was on the deli counter of our local supermarket, and I can assure you that I was never trained in how meat was cured, nor of the finer differential points of cheeses...it was more about upselling the stuff we had loads of and was on offer, and learning how not to lose digits in the meat slicer

I was being careful with the they/them pronouns (or just referring to Jack by name where possible), but then she referred to herself using 'she', so I took that as she doesn't mind either.

I honestly wouldn't worry that you've offended anyone Billy, it's hard to keep track with Jack when she changes them quietly all the time in her bio. X

 

[Fruitjack]

I have procured pineapple rings. The jackfruit abomination will happen this week.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I have procured pineapple rings. The jackfruit abomination will happen this week.

I'm really looking forward to this one

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jackfruit by Fruitjack.. how can you monetise this?

 

[phoebuscartel]

I have procured pineapple rings. The jackfruit abomination will happen this week.

Isn't that the one where her pineapple ring looked like it was suppurating

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Matt has acknowledged DKL publicly but with the most boring snooze fest of a comment re: driving from Wales to London being eery. Don’t care hun give us the bleeping chaoooos

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[Shesaidwhat?]

Yes! I would love it if Darren from Debenhams paid a visit to the threads.
This part is amazing. While working on the cheese and ham counter she learned a lot about.... cheese and ham.

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I thought when she worked in a supermarket she used to go around with her pricing gun giving £20 turkeys to people for 3p. More jobs than Barbie.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Matt has acknowledged DKL publicly but with the most boring snooze fest of a comment re: driving from Wales to London being eery. Don’t care hun give us the bleeping chaoooos

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Oh wow that’s brilliant.

Interviewer - “So, tell us about DKL”

Matt - “emails, sent in from viewers“

Interviewer - “and how was your co-presenter?”

Matt -

Interviewer - “your co-host? Jack Monroe?”

Matt - “eerie roads man. Eerie.”

 

[MancBee]

I have never seen this legendary cutlery drawer before and bow it’s going to haunt my bleeping dreams!

Here's my cutlery drawer as an antidote, in case you've missed that too.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I was being careful with the they/them pronouns (or just referring to Jack by name where possible), but then she referred to herself using 'she', so I took that as she doesn't mind either.

I honestly wouldn't worry that you've offended anyone Billy, it's hard to keep track with Jack when she changes them quietly all the time in her bio. X

This is just what I was away to type! If she changes back to they/them pronouns I will do my utmost to respect them.

I think it was when she said something about “she has strength” when hashing out that ridiculous tile on the train fairy tale so I thought that meant she was ok with she/her again.

She’d be hard pushed to have a go at us for that and to be fair, I don’t think she ever has publicly.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Matt has acknowledged DKL publicly but with the most boring snooze fest of a comment re: driving from Wales to London being eery. Don’t care hun give us the bleeping chaoooos

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Lollll
“I was fortunate to carry on working, so that was good, we carried on doing Saturday Kitchen.”
“We also did a two week every day show,” he added.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Here's my cutlery drawer as an antidote, in case you've missed that too.
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A work of art.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Ok, one of the jobs I had as a young lad was on the deli counter of our local supermarket, and I can assure you that I was never trained in how meat was cured, nor of the finer differential points of cheeses...it was more about upselling the stuff we had loads of and was on offer, and learning how not to lose digits in the meat slicer

Jack, how is brie different to camembert?
It just is.

This is just what I was away to type! If she changes back to they/them pronouns I will do my utmost to respect them.

I think it was when she said something about “she has strength” when hashing out that ridiculous tile on the train fairy tale so I thought that meant she was ok with she/her again.

She’d be hard pushed to have a go at us for that and to be fair, I don’t think she ever has publicly.

Someone tried to defend Jack's pronouns on Twitter and got a crappy response, so I don't care if Jack doesn't.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Someone tried to defend Jack's pronouns on Twitter and got a crappy response, so I don't care if Jack doesn't.

Jack's pronouns are ~selflessly caring about other people~ or somesuch.

 

[Billybellend]

Isn't that the one where her pineapple ring looked like it was suppurating

Christ. I hope that’s not a euphemism

Here's my cutlery drawer as an antidote, in case you've missed that too.
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Ohhh that is *chef’s kiss*

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Godspeed @Fruitjack dear heart. There are probably enough of us now that can raise our hands having felt personally victimised by Jack's recipes that we could apply for a group litigation order. We might be able to take her 100% success rate in court down to 50%.

OG Bungle looks like he's just taken a huge hit of headrush spaghetti and now he can see into the eleventh dimension.