A couple of weeks ago though We’re the only ones who remember and respect them. Jack has slipped up several times.
Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero
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Peak facebook Nan Jack this morn.
Tesco Med Veg tray; Never Forget. You served your master well, but you chose Mackie Seppuku rather than face another one of her bakes. You were brave and strong Med Veg tray. Rest in peace now, baby. Your torment is over xxx
(You never know Dear Tray, you may get recycled into a can and Our Jackie can torture you some more)
(You never know Dear Tray, you may get recycled into a can and Our Jackie can torture you some more)
She could poke some more holes in it and grow a plant...she's great with plants. So good.
She's definitely one of those people who know deliberately learns the lyrics of songs, new and old, so she can feel better than other people when she remembers lyrics they don't.
Clearly so, aren't her infamous basil plants she brought before she went poor in the backgrounds of the cake bakes? (No one believes that story, Jack!)
Like the single chard plant in her garden
Thank you & @Jelly Bean, I feared they were talking about sperm pipes.
'Benches are for rissoles, not piss holes', as an uncle of mine informed me when I was a child. He was an actual chef too (who is also now DEAD)I’d say definitely worse. I would hate to think what my mum (who is DEAD) would’ve had to say about that
We say tables are for glasses, not cats arses. Slightly changed from my stepdad's long ago roar.
Ugh. Also, there's quite a lot of working class writers. Not pretendy ones like Jack either.
She's definitely one of those people who use Google to look up lyrics so she can feel she looks better than other people when she pretends to remember lyrics they don't.
FIFY
Too much effort involved to actually learn them, lazy pixieShe's definitely one of those people who use Google to look up lyrics so she can feel she looks better than other people when she pretends to remember lyrics they don't.
FIFY
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I cba with her preferred pronouns anymore. She makes a mockery of those who genuinely are non-binary.
I bet your cake tin collection is as numerous and rusty as your knife collection.
you’ll live (northern mam’s response to any non-fatal injury or situation)
She knows she isn’t tho right?
My spirit guide has informed that Victoria Wood and Phillipe de Girard have started a ‘raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by Jack Monroe’ support group in the spirit world.
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Here I wonder how all the new plants are getting on back at the shabby bungalow. That was money well spent!
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