He called it Contrology but the name never stuck.I never realised Pilates was named after the person who created it! Learn something new every day on these threads!
I love that this is what seems to have tipped you over the edge. We all have our peak-Jack moment.THE BROMELAIN IN CANNED PINEAPPLE IS DENATURED.
Contractually is it okay to be whoring recipes around? Aren't those Del Monte abominations "exclusive"?But this was online however long ago? Is she seriously being doubly paid by Delicious AND Del Monte for this abomination?? That’s mendacious, even by Jack’s standards!
Don't give them ideas for all that's holy ..they will probably add the starter and Christmas pud/mince pies as wellNext Christmas in the shitty bungalow?
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The play on words is almost as bad as the visuals. Boak.Next Christmas in the shitty bungalow?
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Fack Monroe!Call me puerile, but squint at that and tell me that “Jack” doesn’t look a lot like “Fuck” in that typeface.
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This has made me laugh so much. She's really taken the whole 'writing to a person in the past' thing literally hasn't she? It's like one of those essays they get kids to do in about Year 7 to get them to consider the changes in technology/society over time. Absolutely howling that she thought it necessary to include a little section on what a supermarket is for Philippe. Love, you aren't actually writing to him, this is supposed to be illustrative, for your audience (PEOPLE NOW), they know what a fucking supermarket is and that we have fancy tin cans. What was the point in any of this? LJC. Shittest advertorial ever.
I am deceasedAbsolutely howling that she thought it necessary to include a little section on what a supermarket is for Philippe. Love, you aren't actually writing to him, this is supposed to be illustrative, for your audience (PEOPLE NOW), they know what a fucking supermarket is and that we have fancy tin cans.
Fack MonroeCall me puerile, but squint at that and tell me that “Jack” doesn’t look a lot like “Fuck” in that typeface.
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