Self diagnosis isn't valid you fuckwit.View attachment 525205
In her likes. Knob.
Ooh you have a discobotNoooo lets Not go deeper....it will be like layers of an ONION chop chop
Me too.I nominate arsebot as #thread title
Cos it’s slop, she can’t stir fry cos she doesn’t understand the concept of hot oil in panWhy can’t she just call it stir fry?
Shitty, slurry coloured meeeemories, and she’s still a turdMemorieeeees.... light the corners of my mind
Jack's original paella bears a striking resemblance to Miguel's egg fried rice. Because rice is rice is rice ya know.Why can’t she just call it stir fry?
Why does it look like it’s sticking it’s tongue out?Jack's previous paella, from her website. For comparison's sake.
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(What's the betting that if her new paella recipe ever appears <ahem, doubtful> that it will use raw turmeric tocolour'flavour' the rice?)
Jacks version here doesn’t look terrible. It’s much better than tonight’s version for sure. However it kind of just looks like a cheap ready meal? It’s definitely food, which is an improvement (decline? She’s got worse, not better)Jack's original paella bears a striking resemblance to Miguel's egg fried rice. Because rice is rice is rice ya know.
Jack's 'paella' -
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Miguel's egg fried rice -
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(Obvs Miguel's looks nicer, and also, more pertinently, doesn't advertise itself as PAELLA!)
And stirfrys can be super quick and cost effective too. It’s like she really has no clue, isn’t it!I was trying to recall earlier whether she'd ever done any kind of stir-fry and was drawing a blank. She seems to think that the longer you cook something and the more ingredients you add, the better it gets. Same thing with writing. More words is more better! Who says you can't mix mussels and pears? Probably the same people who say a toothache can't go marauding. Philistines!
Jack’s is clearly a couple of sachets of golden rice with some prawns and chorizo isn’t it?Jack's original paella bears a striking resemblance to Miguel's egg fried rice. Because rice is rice is rice ya know.
Jack's 'paella' -
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Miguel's egg fried rice -
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(Obvs Miguel's looks nicer, and also, more pertinently, doesn't advertise itself as PAELLA!)
It doesn't look terrible but it also looks nothing like a paella!Jacks version here doesn’t look terrible. It’s much better than tonight’s version for sure.
Do you know what's depressing about this? It's Jack at her worst (ie her most Jack), but it also got her a really high paid gig. Modern life is rubbish.It was included in her rant about That Man. Because he appropriated jollof rice. One Rant to Start It All. (It’s all in the Lime Goss article if you haven’t read it)
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From one of the rabbit holes I went down on Twitter one afternoon, it’s the only time she’s displayed that trait.I have never properly unclenched from cringing when Jack tweeted Matt's wife thanking her for lending Matt to her.
Mrs Tebbutt had the good sense to neither reply nor like it.
That's fideua. Bloody lovely unlike Jack's paella.This should probably go in food and drink but I don’t want to but (butt?) in there when paellas are here. When I was young I went to Spain and had a paella in a proper Spanish restaurant but instead of rice it was like chopped up noodles. Is that a thing? I’m never sure if I misremember the past, if I just went to weird places or if it is real!
OMG, am I autistic?? Jumps to google.
I look in the mirror. AM I AUTISTIC?OMG, am I autistic?? Jumps to google.
Yes, absolutely xIs @colouredlines just sat at her phone/computer, mouth agape.
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