Jack Monroe #174 Hold my hoverboard, Lou, the squigs are dying to see my new PJs

[Malkiavelli]

But how can you take seriously the claims of a man who seemingly truly believes that heterosexual women (all??) are transphobic because they're not gay, and therefore must be leading unhappy lives and are presumably jealous. Or something like that. And apparently this same general dissatisfaction with life, but this time for people with 9-5 jobs, can also explain any criticism directed at him...

- How can one even formulate a reasonable response to that? Why even bother?

I'm sorry to quote myself, I really am not a total wanker I promise but I just wanted to add:

The thought process described above it's the same level of comfort-logic, and must surely flex the same brain fibres, as the childish and insecure misogynist who tries to convince himself that any woman who isn't interested must just be lesbian.

 

[HotesTilaire]

This is my one and only comment on Mr Bot’s comments- how DARE he lump us in with fecking Mumsnet!
Here is a tribute to dear heart Mod Poca, I have already done one chaos today and am afraid I might end up in tattle jail for my continuing superfluous conversational accoutrements. If I don’t post for a while - send lambo’s

 

[FlashBoof]

When I first moved into my cottage, I kept waking up in the morning expecting it to be raining. It took me quite a while to realise that my bedroom is only about 10 feet from the river running over stones (and quite a few feet higher!) and that was what was making the running water sound that I thought was rain .

Tell me about it! Standing in the back garden of my semi in suburbia, post midnight was/is way WAY quieter than being in the Scandinavian sticks. The night sky is breathtakingly, astonishingly wonderful though. I feel like I am in a computerised simulation or another alien planet on really clear nights.

 

[kachoochoo]

But how can you take seriously the claims of a man who seemingly truly believes that heterosexual women (all??) are transphobic because they're not gay, and therefore must be leading unhappy lives and are presumably jealous. Or something like that. And apparently this same general dissatisfaction with life, but this time for people with 9-5 jobs, can also explain any criticism directed at him...

- How can one even formulate a reasonable response to that? Why even bother?

I think he needs to properly read here and understand that this is not mumsnet ie we are reasonable people. he also needs to unhook his wagon from jack and engage in some critical thinking

he won't because it's getting him a nice airing on twitter. and I really will stop talking about him now

I will say 10 hail slopbots in repentance for mentioning him again

 

[Pocahontas]

Chaps, those of us among us who may hold opinions that are pertinent to his conceptions are wise enough to keep them off here. Transphobic comments are not tolerated, same goes for any comments that go too far about Jack (or anyone else). We know this.
I know we’re rightfully up in arms at how we’re being tarred with an unsavoury brush, but it’s good to keep comments about him objectively critical (don’t give him any ammo). Just the very fact we’re deigning to comment on a gossip site is enough for some people.

 

[Dogmuck]

your art is cringe and ur pillows very likely stink

I bleeping love this HTRIA- so spot on!
Please give me another giggle about landlords - send landlordos

 

[traumatised sideboard]

A lambo you say, @HotesTilaire? Get in losers, we're going Tattling.

 

[Pocahontas]

A lambo you say, @HotesTilaire? Get in losers, we're going Tattling.

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Christ sake it took me a good five minutes there to get the joke. bravo (all hail Slopbot as the true bot).

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Did you guys have the Oxford? I had a sore arm but all ok otherwise

Yeah AZ I’m buggered. I possibly had covid last year and apparently that makes your reaction worse.

imagine if someone started a thread about the drawing account.... they would have to introduce a snooze button.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Boyo]

Oh my. Such lolz. Hey everyone, what’s funny and sickening and looks like the Japanese flag? Aren’t I car-ray-zay?!
ETA: ‘I was today years old....’. What a twit.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Can we assume/hope that the ensuing recipe will not be punted out to the twenty or so unsuspecting Del Monte Insta Live viewers who weren't there to point and laugh because of Tattle?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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So she’s now faking the shits in the hope of not being evicted from Louisa Compton of channel 4 news’ flat now she’s back to work?

Whatever next!

 

[Flash123]

Good thing she isn’t a brain surgeon since despite being a literal food expert she hadn’t figured that out.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Good grief. How I loathe "I was today years old when..."

It was funny about 7 years ago, the first time I heard it...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

This is my one and only comment on Mr Bot’s comments- how DARE he lump us in with fecking Mumsnet!
Here is a tribute to dear heart Mod Poca, I have already done one chaos today and am afraid I might end up in tattle jail for my continuing superfluous conversational accoutrements. If I don’t post for a while - send lambo’s
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i specifically came her from mumsnet because there was no discussion about ‘the eye’.

I just looked at bore-bots Twitter page but it was so dull I can’t tell you anything about it. All hail slop bot, the one true bot.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Telling all of twitter that you have the shits. Hilarious.

 

[Silver Linings]

We do love ‘Answering with pictures’ Jack. Oh goody! As has been said, imagine hearing about Nigella’s sore bumholio.