Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

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CabalofBolorneaise

Marmalade Atkins said:
I don't believe she was ever registered here.
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Same, we can all picture how the conversation went:

“LJC, people on Tattle are being mean to me by pointing out the truth, you need to defend me !!!”

“Okay Jack I will, not like I have an actual job to do or anything?”

Two days later

“LJC, are you telling the meanies off??”

“Oh.... oh... I got banned. Yes. Banned defending you. Sorry love.”
 
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Veronicaaa

PoorPatrol said:
I’m living for how shit that peach cake is. Flat. Dry. Mess.

I love how they’ve angled it like an estate agent trying to make a room look bigger She literally cannot cook. Get a job, Jack!
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Notice how the cake is half the height of the can. Flattest cake EVA!
 
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Orphan_Black

PoorPatrol said:
I’m living for how shit that peach cake is. Flat. Dry. Mess.

I love how they’ve angled it like an estate agent trying to make a room look bigger She literally cannot cook. Get a job, Jack!
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She really does need to give it up and go apply for a supermarket job (such a shitty statement and obvs snobbery on JM's part)

If she did go work at one though, she'd have to a Waitrose girl, then act like that snobby woman on the sitcom 'Mum'. 'It's not a supermarket dear'. lol. And then claim she's a hedge fund manager because she's got shares in JL&co
 
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colouredlines

So since December, Jack has given Del Monte:

* Christmas dinner
* Valentine's Day yorkshire pudding with fruit cocktail
* dangerous and ugly things to do with old cans (never shared by DM, but declared part of the partnership by Jack)
* one 15-minute Instagram Live (rescheduled and with dangerous kitchen hygiene)
* pineapple chicken recipe (poorly-written, with steps out of order)
* Mother's Day peach cake
* Easter peach cake

...and nobody has even bothered to correct the "exclusive" peach cake recipe for its second outing. Still doesn't know what buttercream is, still a random unt in the middle.



Money well spent!
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

Can we have a random unt thread title
 
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LennyBriscoe

Today is World Autism Day so tune in next Wednesday folks for Jack’s hot take on all things ‘literally autistic’ related.

Or until she Grunkas and catches up
 
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Lanie

Christ that cake, no wonder they released it today as they could market as Jesus wasn't the only thing that died today.
It wouldnt work if they realised on Sunday because that cake will definitely not "rise again"

Also I wish she would stop Sharing plates of sicked up food.
 
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Rekyavikgirl

I wish someone would commission me to write really shit recipes for a food company.
 
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Silver Linings

She’s deliberately taken the pic that way so we’ll notice and discuss the small hob/small cooker...which i’m now doing.
So...slippery.
 
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Legionnairess

I’ve never read it. Going there now.
 
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