Jack Monroe #172 Grift, glaugh, glove

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I want to save all these inspo posts and have them printed on to a canvas, or pillows. Maybe make a quilt? I'd be divorced quick as you like but damnit, I'd be so happy.
 
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I want to save all these inspo posts and have them printed on to a canvas, or pillows. Maybe make a quilt? I'd be divorced quick as you like but damnit, I'd be so happy.
Cross stitch print maybe- whatever you do I’m in
 
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I want to save all these inspo posts and have them printed on to a canvas, or pillows. Maybe make a quilt? I'd be divorced quick as you like but damnit, I'd be so happy.
I do feel slightly bad for laughing so much at these because I say some spectacularly dumb things and can imagine this being done to me.

But then I think about how funny I'd find it because I'm not a narcissistic meringue puff.
 
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I know it's more of an Allegra quote but I had to do one. Took the background pic myself too so I suppose that makes me a PHOTOGRAPHER.
 
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I suspect this is more a lexicon issue but if you just dump water on something it's rinsing, no?
Or wetting, if you're being less generous. I feel like washing implies detergent or similar, otherwise she'd be extolling the virtues of washed beans.

I don't know how to tell a rinsed bean from a washed bean and it's suddenly very important to me.
 
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I’ve been chuckling away at all your stellar efforts, so of course I had to create one myself. I’m also totally loving the new thread title.
 
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