Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips

[Pixieboots]

I once had a brief conversation with Johnson Beharry at a work event, so I'm pretty sure that means I've been awarded the Victoria Cross.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Hollaaa]

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FIRE HAZARD

 

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[JuliaGulia]

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Fixed that for you, Jack!

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Fixed that for you, Jack!

 

[colouredlines]

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Bullshit, I've seen enough Jack lives to know that her final word was almost certainly:

Right, is it - yeah? OK, yeah, so that's -

followed by 45 seconds of heavy breathing.

 

[Anonymous One]

Here we go @TheDragonWithAFlagon 1 of 1 epipens for Ms Jack Monroe! View attachment 496352

The blog post prior to that one had tomatoes in as did the posts following that one. At the time she was also publishing recipes with tree nuts, which, as an extremely common allergen, would probably be considered as an anaphylaxis cause before tomatoes. Never mentioned again on Instagram or blog.

In 2015 shortly after her relationship with Allegra ended (which may or may not be relevant, m’lud) she posted pictures of ECGs (serious captions but ECG in photo signed as normal) and 24 hour traces.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Are the squiggles trying to out-cringe Jack?
That's her niche, she invented it.

 

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[Sideboard Bob]

Depends how often you visit the groucho

With the gallons of slow cooker tea she drinks, and her “cooking”, I’m sure she has to “visit the groucho“ all the time.

 

[EllaEm87]

The blog post prior to that one had tomatoes in as did the posts following that one. At the time she was also publishing recipes with tree nuts, which, as an extremely common allergen, would probably be considered as an anaphylaxis cause before tomatoes. Never mentioned again on Instagram or blog.

In 2015 shortly after her relationship with Allegra ended (which may or may not be relevant, m’lud) she posted pictures of ECGs (serious captions but ECG in photo signed as normal) and 24 hour traces.

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Curiouser and curiouser ...
In younger people who present with palpitations and cardiac issues, more often than not the diagnosis is anxiety. Is that on Jacks list?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

No... it’s all rather odd. They tend to give them out in pairs too, because of how they are used. Use one, then use another 10 minutes later while waiting for emergency services to arrive.

An overcautious medic in the ED might prescribe one and send you home just in case unwitnessed bouts have actually occurred. But you don’t really get unwitnessed bouts of anaphylaxis. Tends to be pretty serious. I’m surprised we didn’t get a cannula pic for all the fluids and medications she would’ve needed to counteract the reaction.

ETA not saying Jackie would do this, your honour, but it has been known that medics may err on the side of caution with these kind of things because some patients like to bandy around words related to professional registration and lawsuits and what if it actually happened again etc etc.

You guys are all too kind, Jackie loves a private prescription she’s probably got one of those stampable Nero cards for her tit doctor, 10 scripts of legal speed and you get the tit liquid rhinoplasty on the house.

 

[Hollaaa]

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Also a fire hazard.
I know it's going to be a long night if I'm just pointing out fire hazards.

 

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[Jay-cloth Cow]

The blog post prior to that one had tomatoes in as did the posts following that one. At the time she was also publishing recipes with tree nuts, which, as an extremely common allergen, would probably be considered as an anaphylaxis cause before tomatoes. Never mentioned again on Instagram or blog.

In 2015 shortly after her relationship with Allegra ended (which may or may not be relevant, m’lud) she posted pictures of ECGs (serious captions but ECG in photo signed as normal) and 24 hour traces.

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Not body shaming at all, they are likely the ideal size for her frame, but didn't she once claim to have massive, gargantuan, back-crippling breasts? The LIES!

 

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[colouredlines]

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Nice subtle background display there aimed at the u ok hun brigade.

 

[Bombastic]

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Interesting book placement

 

[Hollaaa]

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Still full from last night and at least two books on alcoholism? With these triggers you are really spoiling us.

 

[Bombastic]

Interesting book placement

snap at jolly @colouredlines