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Why would being a single parent stop you doing karate lessons?

Most ma schools train children and adults, so your child could go with you. Plus she always finds time to go down the groucho club to shout at Jude Law.
Also, Not a Single Parent!

@GoLando @JuliaGulia @CabalofBolorneaise @Into_the_tunnel

Clueless Club; UNITE!!! I don't have bleeping clue, but, I am happy to be here! :ROFLMAO:

@Cack Slumrow no need for apologies! ♥
I feel about as sharp as one of Jack's knives right now 😭
 
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honestly, I thought we'd seen the photos before? and they had been triangulated??

something along the lines of baby SB, jacks brother + baby SB, jack and mum at wedding vow renewal??
 
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I feela proper nob now...I think the pic I am looking at is actually her with sb.😂
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Naaaah, you're not a nob at all! I think this is hilarious. It's like the bit in Mallrats where everyone can see the Magic Eye sailboat but the one guy who is staring the hardest!!!
 
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this all day. "ooh, you're from newcastle! y'alreet bonny lass!" 🙄

having said that, my voice inadvertently changes depending on where I am. like, I get much more broad when I'm back in the real north and there was a memorable incident when I was staying near liverpool and for some reason, I uttered "that's disgusting!" in a proper broad scouse accent! 🤣

on topic, Jack's a twit
Same, very Northern Irish when back or on the phone to family, more muted when around my SW English peers, more for ease of being understood!

🔺 I remember my first day at school in England and being forced to stand up in front of my new group of 14-15 year old classmates, and told to introduce myself, which I did. The teacher then asked if anyone had any questions. One girl yelled out “SIIIIR, WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY?” to a chorus of giggles. I’ve been hyper aware of being too “broad” since! The speed of speech was also a problem. My Northern Irish fraus will understand this 😂

on topic, Jack is Norn Irish, didn’t ya know?!!
 
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Call me obsessed but I posted about the nose a couple of days ago. It was the pics from the “my son is totally cool with me being gay” article that shocked me. And now I see that the nose has been (badly) photoshopped, see the blurry areas? Not a surgical expert but I don’t know what else could cause this other than a procedure of some sort. Unless she’s been biffed in the face weekly since mid feb?

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this all day. "ooh, you're from newcastle! y'alreet bonny lass!" 🙄

having said that, my voice inadvertently changes depending on where I am. like, I get much more broad when I'm back in the real north and there was a memorable incident when I was staying near liverpool and for some reason, I uttered "that's disgusting!" in a proper broad scouse accent! 🤣

on topic, Jack's a twit
Every. Time.
My voice also changes, when I go north it get northern, go Scotland get Scottish. Really not putting it on but it creeps in. Down south managing to keep ‘bath’ and ‘grass’ in the proper pronunciation and Mini V does a mix of everything at the minute.

Call me obsessed but I posted about the nose a couple of days ago. It was the pics from the “my son is totally cool with me being gay” article that shocked me. And now I see that the nose has been (badly) photoshopped, see the blurry areas? Not a surgical expert but I don’t know what else could cause this other than a procedure of some sort. Unless she’s been biffed in the face weekly since mid feb?

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It looks like a stick on nose in the live
 
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Not to do a Jack on the thread but I’ve been in pain all afternoon/evening and forensic-ing took my mind right off it so you’ve done at least one Frau a service 🤣
Then I am very happy to have made an utter nob of myself! I hope you are more comfortable now.
Much love.
 
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