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Call me obsessed but I posted about the nose a couple of days ago. It was the pics from the “my son is totally cool with me being gay” article that shocked me. And now I see that the nose has been (badly) photoshopped, see the blurry areas? Not a surgical expert but I don’t know what else could cause this other than a procedure of some sort. Unless she’s been biffed in the face weekly since mid feb?

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The blurred out nose edges 😳
Also, those close ups seem to have a real mendacious and sinister grimace
 
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WHAT IS GOING ON
Call me obsessed but I posted about the nose a couple of days ago. It was the pics from the “my son is totally cool with me being gay” article that shocked me. And now I see that the nose has been (badly) photoshopped, see the blurry areas? Not a surgical expert but I don’t know what else could cause this other than a procedure of some sort. Unless she’s been biffed in the face weekly since mid feb?

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why do I keep thinking of

"you're no friend of those with noses" (can't find a gif 😭)

honestly, the word nose has lost all meaning now. like tartlets

 
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Pure laziness that she didn't have the recipe plus the vegan version up on her site as soon as the live ended, or even better, prior to the live so people could read it and see it demonstrated. You can have that one for free Del Monte / Jack.

Does she not understand how this tit works?

Also she was running a poll on facebook for Del Monte, but didn't mention the instagram live there at all. Her facebook followers are as fawning as her twitter followers so I feel she really cheated them out of the chance to see her cook live.

She thinks she got the Del Monte gig because of her skills and personality rather than her huge following. Yet she is not utilising her huge following to benefit her brand partner.

Fully expect her to half ass it, but I am surprised that Del Monte are content to go along with this chaotic tit show approach. Maybe try being a bit more strategic to actually benefit from this partnership? Think of your penultimate forever home Jack!

I keep saying this but someone needs to have a word.
Thing is, if someone has a word, where would we get our entertainment?
I absolutely cannot believe that nobody has ever given her feedback about her absolutely dire on camera skills. She can't be that much of the emporer's new clothes surely?
Although I guess she might have a teeny problem with criticism, constructive or otherwise based on how much she blocks people who even just 'like' someone else's negative comment about her.
I can't imagine having all these confident and successful media savvy partners / exes as well as billions of connections and fawners within the food industry and in the media and not taking advantage of their expertise in order to improve and grow from my original shtick!
 
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I really did think I was being proper thick, like Jack's wild wet hair, so glad to have fellow fraus in club clueless :ROFLMAO:
 
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Is her nose collapsing like Daniella Westbrook? Would explain why she seems to burn through money, and has an ego the size of a planet.
 
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Not to elevenerife but I’ve been in the clueless club since yesterday evening when I happily accepted that the cheerful rainbow coloured word on the insta live said “AMAM” 🙈
 
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There is a book called As if! The Oral History of Clueless and it goes back and interviews people and goes into how it was written and made. It’s a really entertaining book - especially if you love the film
 
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