She sounds like an edition of The Beano.
Beloved unt, surely?Ummmmmm... where is her ‘Best Unt’ card?!
They’re largely not enforceable in the UK really, especially where kids are involved or a large income disparity as it’s all based in need. someone like Allegra would have been safe as the ££ is very likely shielded in a family office, but anyone else is fuuuuucked when our smol court pixie with 100% success rate (n=1) comes through.I hope Louisa Compton has a decent prenup. Head of Channel 4 News cannot live on Brexit tins alone (after paying the rent arrears for the crappy bungalow).
WHY DOES SHE TALK LIKE THIS
Are we witnessing the birthing of the ’changing nose’ origin story?
Is this to try to explain how wider her nose was on the DM tit show last night/
Was she attending karate and ballet and chess in a navy blue land rover whilst her family were living in that condemned fire hazard cardboard box she pretends is the only property her dad’s limited company owns....
I believe this kind of photo is known as a ‘haul’.OMG, the two £20 notes carefully laid out. Whyyyyyy?
She's just checked her notes and remembered that her beloved hobby was BALLET, not karate. Whoops!Karate tweet deleted.
Karate tweet deleted.
Karate Jack.